早上好 斯隆比先生 Morning, Mr. Thrombey.
斯隆比先生 您在上面吗 Mr. Thrombey, you up there?
斯隆比先生 我进来咯 Mr. Thrombey, I'm coming in.
该死 Shit!
利刃出鞘
哈兰·斯隆比死后一周
你杀了他 你这个混蛋 你杀了他 You killed him! You bastard! You murdered him!
我没杀任何人 I didn't murder nobody.
你划开他的脸 像玩具猪一样把他扔在街上 任其血流不止 You slashed his face open and you left him bleeding in the street, like a stuffed pig.
然后你用叉车碾碎了他的头骨 烧了他的双手以去除指纹 Then you crushed his skull with a forklift and burnt his hands off to erase the fingerprints.
你没有办法证明这些 You'll never prove it.
我们有摄像头 We have the nanny cam footage!
爱丽丝 请把它关掉 Alice, turn that off now, please.
为什么 马上就结束了 Why? It's almost over.
请 现在 关掉它 Now, please. Just turn that off.
他们快查出凶手了 但我屋里的Wifi信号太差了 They're finding out who did it, and the WiFi sucks in my room...
关掉它 现在 爱丽丝 关掉 Turn it off now! Alice! Off!
又没什么不好的东西 它就是一部普通的电视... There isn't even anything bad on it, it's just normal TV...
他们在讨论凶杀案 They're talking murder on it!
你妹妹不久前有一个朋友自刎了 Your sister just had a friend she loves slit his throat open,
她现在不想听到这些 and she doesn't need to be hearing that right now!
有点同情心 Let's be sensitive!
爱丽丝 你可以继续看你的节目 没关系的 Alice, you can keep watching your show, it's fine.
不用了 反正我也猜到凶手了 No, I guessed who did it anyway.
-我很抱歉 玛塔 -没关系 - I'm sorry Marta. - It's okay.
是哈兰的儿子 It's Harlan's son.
嗨 沃特 Hi, Walt.
嗨 玛塔 我是沃特 Hi, Martha. It's Walt.
你介意早点过来吗 Would you mind coming to the house early?
警察还有一些问题要问大家 The police have a few more questions for everybody.
什么 What?
嘿 打扰一下女士 你是佣人吗 Hey! Excuse me ma'am. You with the help?
嘿 她叫玛塔 是照顾爷爷的护士 Hey! Her name is Marta. She was granddad's nurse.
她和我们一起的 还“佣人” She's with us. "The help?"
没关系 我很抱歉 It's okay. I'm sorry.
不 有关系 他们搞什么鬼 No. It's not okay. What the hell?
你过的怎么样 How are you doing?
不太好 孤独 Not very good. Alone.
很多时候 不知道接下来要干什么 Lots of days, and not knowing what to do next.
玛塔 有什么需要尽管说 Martha, anything you need.
你也是我们的家人 You're part of this family.
谢谢 Thank you.
-你过得怎么样 孩子 -琳达 - How are you doing kiddo? - Linda.
你怎么样 How are you?
葬礼让我没那么难过了 你知道 就看着他 You know, the funeral helped, I guess. Just seeing him.
我觉得你应该在葬礼上发言的 我落选了 I thought you should've been there. I was out voted.
你等着被捕吧 你是死是活都与我无关 Get arrested. Die up your own ass for all I care!
理查德 Richard.
他不来了 He's not coming.
兰森这个小杂种 连葬礼都没来 Ransom. Little shit. Missed the funeral.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我们准备好了 我们一个一个谈 We're ready for you now. We'd like to see you one at a time.
好的 我先来 All right. I'll go first.
我猜这会在今晚的追悼会之前结束 I'm assuming this will all be wrapped up before the memorial tonight.
我们尽量 女士 We'll do our best, ma'am.
那么 你过得怎么样 孩子 So, how are you doing kiddo?
我们会例行重新做个自我介绍 We're just gonna reintroduce ourselves as a formality.
我是警探艾略特 这位是瓦格纳警官 I am Detective Lieutenant Elliott, and this is Trooper Wagner.
现在 我要开始录音了 这会简单点 Now, I'm going to record, this just to make things easier.
好的 我们现在和琳达·德赖斯代尔·斯隆比 All right, we're with Linda Drysdale, nee Thrombey,
哈兰·斯隆比的大女儿 Harlan Thrombey's eldest daughter,
讨论斯隆比死亡当晚所发生的事情 in discussing the events that took place the night of his demise,
一周前 也就是十一月八日 one week ago, November 8th.
我们对你痛失亲人深表遗憾 We're very sorry for your loss.
谢谢 这对我意义重大 Thank you. That means a lot.
我们了解到那晚家族聚会 So, we understand at that night the family had gathered
是为了庆祝您父亲85岁生日 to celebrate your father's 85th birthday.
是的 Yes.
聚会情况如何 How was it?
我父亲去世前的情况吗 The party? Pre my dad's death?
非常棒 It was great.
除了家人还有别人吗 Did anyone besides the family show face?
还有管家弗兰 Fran, the housekeeper.
他是一个好人 但是毛发太重了 He was a nice guy, but he was so hairy.
我跟意大利人约会过 所以有前车之鉴 And I dated Italian guys, you know what I mean.
玛塔 哈兰的护工 非常好的女孩 工作努力 Marta, Harlan's caregiver, good girl, hard worker.
她家是厄瓜多尔的 Family's from Ecuador.
还有奶奶瓦内塔 哈兰的妈妈 And Wanetta - Greatnana, Harlan's mom.
你好 奶奶 Hi Nana.
他的妈妈 那她得多大岁数了 His mom? How old is she?
我们不知道 We have no idea.
好吧 那你儿子兰森呢 他来了吗 Okay, and your son Ransom, did he attend as well?
来了 但是他提前离开了 Yes, but he left early.
兰森 你要走了吗 Ransom, are you leaving?
好的 你们一家三口是同时到场的吗 Right, would you say that all three of you showed up around the same time?
不是 No.
理查德提前来帮服务人员布置场地 Richard came early to help the caterers set up.
你和你的丈夫理查德在波士顿的一个房地产公司工作 Okay, and you and your husband Richard work at a real estate firm in Boston?
不 是我的公司 No, it's my company.
是的 是的 抱歉 Right, right. Sorry.
我白手起家成立了自己的公司 I built my business from the ground up.
跟您父亲一样 你们关系好吗 Just like your father. You two were very close?
我们有一套自己的沟通方式 We had our own secret way of communicating.
你得和父亲一起发现 You had to find that with dad.
你得找到一个游戏和他玩 You had to find a game to play with him.
而且你找到后 还要按他的规则玩 And if you did that, and you played by his rules...
每个人都会崇拜自己的父亲 对吗 Everyone idolizes their dad, right?
我不知道 是吗 I don't know, do they?
大部分不是 我也不知道我为什么这么说 Very much not, don't know why I said that.
但是我妻子琳达很崇拜她的父亲 But my wife, Linda, does.
哈兰靠一台锈迹斑斑的打字机白手起家 Harlan started out with a rusty Smith-Corona,
把自己打造成当时最受欢迎的推理作家之一 and built himself into one of the bestselling mystery writers of all time.
哇 看来他的孩子都是白手起家的成功人士 Wow, seems like all his kids are self-made overachievers.
确实 Sure.
用于备案 我正在和哈兰·斯隆比的小儿子沃特谈话 For the record, I'm speaking with Walt Thrombey, Harlan Thrombey's youngest son.
所以 你经营着你父亲的出版公司 So, you run your father's publishing company?
是的 Yeah.
是我的…是我们的… It's my - it's our...
是家族的出版公司 父亲信任我 让我来经营 It's the family's publishing company, dad trusts me to run it.
30种语言 八千万册的销售量 真正的遗产 30 languages, over 80 million copies sold. A real legacy.
你们是粉丝吗 You guys fans?
我个人不是很喜欢读小说 I mean, I don't do much fiction reading myself.
我是 我是大粉丝 我是说 Big fan. I'm big fan. I mean...
他的情节就比如… 我给你透漏一点 His plots are just like... I got one spoiler for you,
就比如《利刃万千》里的牛和猎枪的情节 But, okay, like "A Thousand Knives", the cow and the shotgun,
这是怎么想到的 like, where do you come up with that?
父亲说这些情节就是脑海里突然蹦出来的 Dad said the plots just popped into his head fully formed.
这对他来说很容易 It was the easy part for him.
所以 你当时在现场 对吗 So, you're in the area, right?
你们大概都是一起到的吗 You guys probably arrived around the same time?
我们大概八点到的 We all got here around 8.
我的妻子唐娜 她是我的磐石 My wife Donna, she's my rock.
天哪 唐娜 你没事吧 Jesus! Donna. Are you all right?
我的儿子雅各 今年16岁 政治积极 My son Jacob, he's 16. Very politically active.
这孩子基本就是个纳粹 The boy is literally a Nazi.
他是一个右派的混蛋 He's an alt-right troll dipshit.
当今的孩子在这个网络时代 简直出人意料 Kids today, with the internet. It's amazing.
所以 当晚没出差错吧 So, the night went well?
我们现在都很难过 但那晚我和父亲一起过得很开心 I mean, we're all gutted, but I was happy to have that night with him.
陪在他身边 想着我们的书和我们的成就 To be by his side, to think about our books and what we've accomplished with them.
我肩膀上依旧能感受到他手心的温度 It's like I can still feel his hand on my shoulder.
薪火相传 Passing the torch.
现在与我们交谈的是乔妮·斯隆比 哈兰·斯隆比的儿媳妇 So, we're here with Joni Thrombey, Harlan Thrombey's daughter in law?
是的 我嫁给了他的儿子尼尔 我们有一个女儿 梅格 Yeah, I married his son Neil. We had one daughter, Meg.
不过尼尔在15年前去世了 And then Neil passed on, 15 years ago.
你仍然与斯隆比一家很亲 And you remained close to the Thrombeys.
噢 他们是我的家人 Oh, they're my family.
他们一边放任我 I feel simultaneously freed by
又一边支持我 and supported by them.
这种对立的平衡正是福莱姆公司的精髓所在 It's that balance of opposites that's the nugget of Flam.
抱歉 什么的精髓 Sorry, the Nugget of...?
福莱姆公司 Flam.
对 你的皮肤护理公司 抱歉 Yeah, Flam, your skin care company. Sorry.
原谅你了 I forgive you.
是的 皮肤护理 但是它会提升整体的生活质量 Yeah, it's skin care, but it promotes a total lifestyle.
了解人类需求的自给自足 Self sufficiency with an acknowledgment of human need.
这是就福莱姆 但也是哈兰的想法 That's Flam, but it's also Harlan.
他帮助我和梅格熬过了艰苦的时光 He got me and Meg through some tough times.
爷爷给了妈妈一个年度津贴 Granddad gives my mom a yearly allowance,
而且他一直给我缴着学费 and he's never missed wiring a tuition payment to my schools.
他是一个真正无私的人 He's a genuinely selfless man.
但是 你提前离开了聚会 But, you left his party early?
玩开心点 Have fun.
我去见朋友了 To see some friends at Smith.
你知道 老爸支持她成为地下马克思主义者 You know, Dad pays for her crypto-Marxist
专攻女权主义诗歌解构之类的 postdeconstructual feminist poetry theory whatever major.
她应该留下来吃蛋糕 She could've stuck around for the cake.
我认为琳达有点不开心 I think Linda was upset.
但哈兰理解 But Harlan understood.
好 Right.
你们两个同时出席晚会的吗 You two showed up to the party around the same time?
可以停一下么 我.. If I could pause. Because I just...
那人是谁 我们为什么又要重新问一遍 Who is that guy? And why are we doing all this? Again?
只是跟进一些问题 This is just follow up questions,
我们想把过程搞明白 这样就可以找到死因 We're tending to be thorough, so we can figure out the manner of death.
就“死因”而言 你们的意思是有人杀了他 So by "manner of death" you mean if someone killed him?
可能是我们其中一人杀了他 他的家人 If one of us killed him. One of his family.
-并不是 沃特 -杀了他 - No, Walt. - killed him.
这就是你们的推测吗 警官 Is that what you're suggesting, Lieutenant?
没有人这样说 好吧 这只是例行公事 No one is saying that, okay? This is all pro forma.
好吧 Okay.
那么那个家伙是谁 So, who the fuck is that?
那是贝诺特·布兰克 This is Benoit Blanc.
贝诺特·布兰克 Benoit Blanc?
是的 布兰克是一个知名的私家侦探 Yes. Mr. Blanc is a private investigator of great renown.
等等 Wait a minute.
我读过一条推特是关于《纽约客》写你的文章 I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you.
最后一个绅士侦探 The last of the gentlemen sleuths?
你破解了网球场那个案子 You solved that case with the tennis champ.
你真出名 You're famous!
布兰克先生与警察局无关 未正式涉及案件 Mr. Blanc is not with the police department, and not officially involved in the case,
但他提供咨询 but he's offered to consult.
我乐意为他负责 为他担保 I happily obliged and I can vouch for him.
布兰克先生 我知道你是谁 Mr. Blanc, I know who you are.
我看过你在《纽约客》上的资料 真令人喜欢 I read your profile in the New Yorker. I found it delightful.
我刚亲手给我85岁自杀的老父亲送葬 I just buried my 85 year old father, who committed suicide.
你来这里干什么 Why are you here?
我应一个客户要求到这里来 I'm here at the behest of a client.
谁 Who?
我不能说 但是我可以给你保证 I cannot say, but let me assure you this:
我仅仅是一个旁观者出现再次 my presence will be ornamental.
你可以认为我是一个充满尊重 只为寻求真相的 You will find me a respectful, quiet, passive observer
安静看客 of the truth.
好的 那我们问完了吗 Fine. Are we getting there?
差不多了 哈兰的护工 Nearly. Harlan's nurse.
她是以专职身份出席晚会的吗 She was at the party in a professional capacity?
你说玛塔 Marta?
我猜是的 I guess.
哈兰雇她在身边以防需要紧急救助 Harlan hired her to be around to take care of whatever medical needs popped up.
但她真就像家人一样 But really she's like part of the family.
好孩子 一直是哈兰的好朋友 Good kid. Been a good friend to Harlan.
她家来自巴拉圭 琳达很看好她的职业道德 Family's from Paraguay. Linda really likes her work ethic.
“移民 已经完成” "Immigrants - we get the job done."
-汉密尔顿说的 -哦 汉密尔顿 - From Hamilton. - Oh Hamilton!
真不错 It's so good.
我在公开场合看过 I saw it at the public.
我可以... May I just...
之后我会离开 但是... Then, I'll recede, but...
作为一个白手起家的人 As a self-made man myself,
我十分敬佩你对你父亲脚步的追随 I have to express my admiration for how you've followed in your father's footsteps.
谢谢 Thank you.
真的很神奇 知道吗 整个家族都是 Just marvelous, you know. The whole family too.
乔妮在忙她的事业 沃特专注在他的出版帝国 Joni with her thing, Walt with his publishing empire.
好吧 Well.
是的 我的意思是沃特把父亲给他的重任完成得很好 Yes, I mean, Walt, he's done well with what dad gave him.
这不是重点 不过父亲确实每年都会 Not that it matters, but really, Dad hands him a book
给沃特两本书 让他出版 twice a year, and Walt publishes it.
这是两种性质 it's just not the same.
当然 但是沃特处理商务 改编 影视 以及电视版权... But, surely, Walt runs the merchandising, adaptations, film and television rights...
你在套路我么 侦探 Are you baiting me, Detective?
你知道他并没做这些 You know he doesn't.
你觉得会我蠢到 And you think I am dumb enough
被套路出家族的家业 to be baited into talking family business,
当着警察和侦探的面说我弟弟的坏话... into shit talking my baby brother in front of a police detective and a state trooper...
沃特根本就没成事 Walt doesn't run shit!
因为压根就没有电视或电影版权一说 Because there are no TV and film rights.
哈兰从不允许改编他的书 Harlan's never allowed any adaptations of his books.
-不喜欢那样 -不喜欢 - Hated the idea. - No!
当然 这把沃特气坏了 Yeah! Drives Walt nuts.
因为这才是赚钱的点 'Cause that's where the real money is.
沃特要是气急败坏了 他可能会冲撞哈兰 Walt would get a little Irish courage in him, he'd get into it with Harlan.
他在晚会上真的“冲撞”了么 Did he get "into it" at the party?
哦 天 Oh my God!
拜托老爸 Come one, Dad!
他不可能不管那个可怜货 哈兰最后还是只能把他解雇了 He wouldn't leave him alone, the poor guy. Harlan finally had to give him the hook.
我不知道他说了什么 但他肯定让他吃了口闭门羹 I didn't hear what he said, but he must've really handed him his lunch.
因为那之后沃特就像条丧家犬 'Cause Walt was like a wounded puppy the rest of the night.
啥 理查德说了什么 天 我并没有“冲撞” What? Richard said what? No, Jesus, we did not get "into it."
我只是在准确的转述 I'm just trying to get an accurate impression.
哈兰把你带到了晚会的一旁 你回来后就学乖了 Harlan took you aside at the party, when you returned you were chastened.
哈兰给你说了什么 What did Harlan say to you?
网飞的的业务员发来些东西 The Netflix guys, their business affairs guy, he sent something over,
是一个高额数字 我认为这是一个机会 it's hard numbers this time, and I just think this is a window,
过了这个村 就没有这个店 that's not gonna stay open, we need to take advantage of it,
你只需看一眼这个数字 but then you just need to look at the numbers.
-沃特 -老爸 - Walt. - Dad!
是你让我管理我们的书 让我来做 请让我来做 You put me in charge of our books, let me be in charge, let me do this! Please.
这没有我们的书 这只有我的书 They're not our books, son. They're my books.
这并不是我希望的谈话方式 And this is not how I wanted to have this conversation.
但你是对的 你是对的 只是... But you're right, you're right, it's...
我把你拴在你无法掌控的事情上 It's unfair of me to keep you tethered
对你来说确实不公平 to something that isn't yours to control.
什么 What?
我给你造成过伤害 I've done you a grave disservice.
这些年来 我没让你 All these years I have kept you from
发展你自己的事业 building something of your own, that was yours.
出版社的事你就不用再负责了 But you're not going to be running the publishing house anymore.
你自由了 You're free of it.
老爸 你是要解雇我吗 Dad, are you firing me?
我们明天再谈细节 We'll talk about details tomorrow.
我已经决定了 好孩子 My mind's made up. Good boy.
我们讨论了一些电子书的商务问题 We talked, we had a business discussion about e-books.
天 这没什么 Jesus, it was nothing.
你们想知道争吵 兰森那晚和他争吵过 You wanna talk about an argument, hell, Ransom had an argument with him.
兰森 就是理查德和琳达的儿子吗 Ransom, that's Richard and Linda's son?
我们都喜欢兰森 他是一个好孩子 我们喜欢他 Look, we all love Ransom, he's a good kid, we love him.
但是 But?
但他就是一个败家子 But he's always been the black sheep of the family.
我不是说他坏话 我不想破坏家庭的和睦 I'm not trying to... I like to keep stuff like this in the family,
但是兰森 他从未有过工作 but with Ransom, he's never had a job.
但不知为什么父亲总是在帮助他 And dad for some unknown reason always supported him.
他们就这样爱恨交织 相互争执 They have this love hate bond. They fight.
但是那天晚上 他们吵翻天了 But that night, God, they had a blow out.
为何争吵 About what?
你是不是疯了 Are you, goddamn, insane?
我们也不知道为何原因 但争吵声很大 We couldn't make it out really, but it was huge.
奇怪的是他们去了另一间屋子争吵 And it's strange they went into another room to do it.
一般他们都当着家里人的面吵架的 Usually, they like to stoke up drama in front of the whole family.
说起冲撞这件事 Speaking of getting into it.
你先到家里帮忙布置晚会 You were at the house early to help the caterer set up.
那时你和哈兰谈过么 Did you converse with Harlan at that time?
哦 他在那 我们肯定谈过 Well, he was there, we must have spoke.
在他书房吗 In his study?
应该不是 I don't think so.
你知道 我早上和宴会负责人谈过 You see, I spoke with the caterer this morning.
她并没有看到你在帮忙 She didn't see you helping her staff,
那天下午她的确听到了哈兰在他书房和某个人大吵大闹 She did hear Harlan in a screaming match with someone that afternoon in his study.
我没有...大吵大闹 I don't... A screaming match?
没有印象 No.
但乔妮也在那里 她也来得早 But Joni was here too, she was early.
可能是她 问问她呢 So, it might have been her, maybe ask her.
是两个男人的声音 These were two male voices.
哈兰大声吼道 Harlan shouted the phrase.
你告诉她 否则我来 You tell her or I will!
"你告诉她 否则我来" "You tell her or I will."
想到什么了吗 Bells ringing?
这与你无关 你不要插手我的婚姻 That's none of your business. You stay out of my marriage!
我了解我的女儿 她会想知道的 I know my daughter. And she would want to know.
我把证据都放在这封信里 明天她就收到了 I've put it all of it in this letter to her. Tomorrow she gets it.
哈兰 我警告你 不要插手我的婚姻 Harlan, I'm warning you. You stay out of my marriage!
她理应知道 并且你应该告诉她 She deserves to know and you gonna tell her.
-我去你的 -你去告诉她 否则我来说 - The hell I am. - You tell her or I will!
是的 我想起来了 Yes. I know.
是的 Yes.
哈兰最终决定把他妈妈送进养老院 Harlan finally decided to put his mom in a nursing home.
不过琳达一直反对 Linda'd always opposed that.
我本想等我们从波士顿回去后再告诉琳达 And I wanted to wait until we got back from Boston to tell Linda.
以避免场面尴尬 To avoid the whole scene.
但哈兰想让我马上告诉她 And Harlan wanted me to tell her then.
就这样 That was it.
对不起 忘了 Sorry. Forgot.
在屋里吗 The house?
更早时候 理查德说你在 Early. Richard said you were there.
我确实很早就到了 I was. At the house early.
去看哈兰 To see Harlan?
去看哈兰 是的 To see Harlan. Yes.
你去看哈兰做什么 What were you seeing Harlan about?
就是关于梅格的学费搞混的事情 It was just a mix up with the payment for Meg's tuition.
抱歉我多问一句 是什么样的搞混 I'm sorry to press, what kind of mix up?
学校还没有收到支票 我不知道艾伦为什么没寄 The school hasn't got the check yet, I don't know why Alan didn't mail it.
嗯 艾伦没有寄是因为他发现了一个异常 Well, Alan didn't mail it because he caught a discrepancy.
艾伦的办公室已经按照你的要求把学费直接汇到了学校 Alan's office has been wiring tuition directly to the school, as per your request.
但负责你年度津贴的菲利斯办公室 But Phyllis's office, that handles your yearly allowance,
也在把学费直接汇给你 has been wiring the tuition money directly to you as well.
你从我这里骗取了双份学费 You have been double dipping Meg's tuition, and stealing from me.
一年十万美元 骗了整整四年 100 thousand dollars a year. For the past four years.
哈兰 我不知道怎么会搞混的 但是 Harlan, I don't know how this mix up happened, but...
我现在写的是学费的支票 So, now I am writing this tuition check,
但你必须知道 这是你和梅格从我这里得的最后一笔钱 but you must know that this is the last money you or Meg will get from me.
拜托了 你不明白 Please, you don't understand.
乔妮 我知道这难以接受 但这是最好的结果 Joni, I know it'll hurt, but it's all for the best.
我已经决定了 My mind's made up.
就是学校办公室的汇款问题 It was a money wiring issue with the office at the school.
所以我不得不让哈兰开一张这学期的支票 So, I had to ask Harlan to cut a check for this semester.
没什么大不了的 No big deal.
我们何不休息一下 然后继续… Why don't we just take a little break and we'll resume...
她已经走了 She's gone.
理查德 Richard.
乔妮 你有看到理查德吗 Joni. Have you seen Richard?
没 我刚… No, I was just in with the...
好的 谢谢 Okay, thanks.
没看到 No.
该死 理查德 Goddammit! Richard!
理查德 Richard.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
我可能期望值定得太高了 I might be a victim of my own expectations here.
但当大侦探贝诺特·布兰克敲开我的门时 But when the great Benoit Blanc comes knocking at my door
我还期待会有什么大事 就算不是离奇事件 起码也是案情有趣 I expect it's going to be about something, if not extraordinary, then at least interesting.
对不起 这只不过是一起自杀案 而且…… I'm sorry, this is an open and shut case of suicide and...
坦白说 本尼 我们需要搞清自己现在在做什么 Quite frankly, Benny, we're getting to the point where I need to know what we're doing here.
死亡方式 The method.
割喉自刎 Throat slit.
典型的自杀吗 Typical for a suicide?
我是说 这太戏剧化了 但是环顾四周 I mean, that's dramatic. But look around.
这家伙简直是活在一个线索棋盘里 I mean, the guy practically lives in a clue board.
你让我把这些人都请回来 You told me to invite all of these people back
再问一遍 我不明白 for questioning all over again. I don't get it.
这是一个和睦的家庭 虽时伴口角 但都没有杀人动机 This is a pleasant family with the usual quarrels, but no possible motives for murder.
你去哪里 Where are you going?
哈兰·斯隆比的护士 玛塔... Harlan Thrombey's nurse, Marta...
-卡布莱拉 -玛塔·卡布莱拉 - Cabrera. - Marta Cabrera.
卡布莱拉小姐 你可以在屋里等... Miss Cabrera, you can just wait inside and we'll be...
卡布莱拉小姐 Miss Cabrera.
我要问你点事情 I've been doing a little poking.
你是兼职护士 是吗 You are hired on a part time basis as a registered nurse, yes?
是的 哈兰直接雇佣的我 Yes, I don't work for a VNA. Harlan hired me directly.
请坐 Take a seat, please.
你的工资是固定的 每周工作多少小时 And you're paid a flat rate for how many hours a week?
嗯 一开始是15小时 后来他… Well, I started at 15, and then he...
-他需要更多的帮助 -药物的帮助吗 - He needed more help. - Medical help?
他需要一个朋友 He needed a friend.
你成为一名好护士是因为你心地善良吗 Does having a kind heart make you a good nurse?
行了 布兰克 我是说 这是... All right, Blanc, I mean. This is...
玛塔 我们只是在讨论家里可能存在的动机 Marta, we were just discussing possible motives in the family.
我猜哈兰告诉过你很多关于他们隐瞒的真相 I suspect that Harlan has told you much unfiltered truth about each of them.
我听说 And a little bird has told me,
我该怎么委婉地说呢 how should I put this delicately?
你撒谎时会有过激的反应 You have a regurgitive reaction to mistruthin'.
谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
所以是真的咯 Is it true?
是的 Yes.
我从小就有这毛病 It's something I had since I was a kid.
身体的一种条件发射 It's a physically thing that I...
一想到撒谎 我就会呕吐 Just the thought of lying, yeah, it makes me puke.
真的吗 Really?
理查德有外遇了吗 Is Richard having an affair?
为什么结了婚的男人背后总想偷腥 Why do men instinctively pull at loose threads on their parachutes?
什么 What?
理查德 Richard?
外遇吗 An affair?
你回答我有没有就好 A yes or no will do.
没有 No.
卧槽 Oh shit!
亲爱的 不好意思 我以为你之前说的只是比喻 Dear girl I'm sorry. I assumed you were speaking figuratively.
这儿 这儿 来喝口水 Here, here. Just take a sip of this.
拿着这个 真是非比寻常啊 Take that. Quite something.
但说明我猜对了的 But I was obviously right.
理查德有了外遇 他的岳父发现了并找他对质 Richard is having an affair, his father-in-law found out and confronted him.
“你告诉她 否则我来” "You tell her or I will."
好吧 但就算事实如此 Okay, but even if that was a case...
-你还好吗 -嗯 - You all right? - Yeah.
我是说 就算事实如此 Even if that was a case, I mean,
为了奸情不暴露就杀人 有点说不过去 你知道的 protecting a relationship as a motive, that's weak sauce, you know that.
好吧 那还有乔妮 Well. And then there is Joni.
乔妮 生活导师乔妮 Joni? Lifestyle guru Joni?
不可能 哈兰供养着她和她女儿 她不可能有动机 No. Harlan was supporting her and her daughter, and that's the opposite of a motive.
要是供养出现威胁了呢 卡布莱拉小姐 请等我一下 And if that support was threatened? Miss Cabrera one moment please.
好 我只是想过去看看 Yes, I just wanna get some Scope.
卡布莱拉小姐 Miss Cabrera.
哈兰准备切断乔妮的津贴吗 Was Harlan planning on cutting off Joni's allowance?
噢 乔妮 Oh, Joni.
怎么了 What's up?
噢 我的天哪 Oh my God.
如果你又要吐的话就不要回答 Don't answer that if you're gonna puke again.
梅格说他直接把钱汇给学校了 但乔妮却说他把那些钱给了她 Meg said he paid the school directly, Joni said he sends the money to her.
都是实话 Both were true.
她收了两份钱 哈兰发现后就一分钱都不给她了 对吗 She was pocketing the double payment. Harlan found out and cut her off without a cent. Yes?
所以她为了遗产谋杀了他吗 So she bumps him off for the inheritance?
哎呦 不是 你看过她的ins吗 她可是个网红 Come on! No. Have you seen her insta? She's an influencer.
不可能 为了津贴而杀人 更说不过去 No. Allowance as a motive? Again, more weak sauce.
你现在越说越不靠谱 You're just dumping that bag of weak sauce on it.
不错 但她撒谎了 Granted. But she lied to me.
他们三个都撒了谎 All three of them did.
三个 Three?
还有沃特 Walter.
我知道你又要开始鬼扯了 I see where you are going with this.
在卖出电影版权之前 哈兰拒绝了沃特 Harlan had turned Walter down before regarding film rights.
但是那天晚上哈兰说的话震惊了他 But that night something Harlan said shook him.
我们来回想一下 哈兰当时正在打扫屋子 Now, we look at the pattern. Harlan was cleaning house.
我想想... I wonder...
他打算解雇沃特吗 Did he plan to fire Walter?
我可以在里面等吗 我不想呆在这里 Can I wait inside? I feel like I shouldn't be here.
好的 进去等吧 把门关着 好吗 Yeah, please just wait inside, stay close, all right?
你很有耐心 我的朋友 You have been very patient my friend.
是的 你说的对 And yes. You are right.
这些没说服力的托辞和诡辩都不能回答你的疑问 None of these weak alibis and domestic squibbles answer your question:
贝诺特·布兰克为什么来这儿 Why is Benoit Blanc here?
现在我就告诉你为什么 Well, now I will tell you why.
我来这里是因为今早有人回避了一个非常重要的问题 I'm here because this morning someone dodged a very important question.
谁 Who?
我 琳达问谁雇佣的我 Me. Linda asked who hired me.
谁雇佣你的 Who hired you?
我不知道 I do not know.
昨天我的公寓里出现一个信封 里面装着钱 An envelope of cash showed up at my apartment yesterday,
还有斯隆比死讯的新闻剪报 with the news, clipping of Thrombey's death.
一个信封 你就为此而来 An envelope? That worked?
那信封里还塞着钱 An envelope of cash.
因此 是有人怀疑是谋杀 So, somebody suspects foul play,
然后匿名雇佣我来调查 and goes through this ha cha dance of hiring me, of staying anonymous.
这没有道理啊 It makes no damn sense.
但拿人手短 Compels me though.
跟我过一遍被害人死亡时所有人的动向 Walk me through everyone's whereabouts at the time of death.
我们知道聚会在十一点半左右结束 We know that the party ended around 11:30.
晚安 乔妮 Goodnight, Joni.
玛塔扶着哈兰上楼打针 Marta took Harlan upstairs to give him his meds.
通往哈兰卧室和阁楼办公室的楼梯响声很大 The stairs leading up to Harlan's bedroom and his attic office creak horribly.
琳达睡眠又很浅 And Linda is a light sleeper.
所以她能告诉我们当晚何时有人走过那个楼梯 So we know every time someone took the stairs that night.
第一次是乔妮听到她卧室上面传来哐当一声 The first was when Joni heard a ka-thunk from somewhere above her in the house.
她担心哈兰出事 所以她上楼看了一眼 She's concerned about Harlan, so she goes up to investigate,
吵醒了琳达 waking Linda.
当时阁楼里只有哈兰和玛塔 Harlan was in his attic office with Marta.
- 嗨 乔妮 -我只是...打个招呼 - Hi, Joni. - I just ... Hi.
他解释说他刚刚不小心打翻了棋盘 He explained that they had just knocked over the GO board.
我刚才不小心打翻了棋盘 I just knocked over the GO board.
他们在下棋 每天晚上都下的 他没事 That game with the grid and stones, they play it every night, and he was fine.
-回去睡觉吧 -回去睡觉吧 乔妮 - Go to bed. - Go to bed, Joni.
-爱你 -爱你 - Love you. - Love you.
然后她就回去睡觉了 So she did.
十分钟之后 琳达再次被吵醒 Ten minutes later, Linda is awoken a second time
这次是玛塔下楼离开 by Marta leaving.
沃特 我走了 Walt, I'm leaving!
沃特在门廊里吸烟 他儿子也在场 Walt was smoking a cigar on the porch with his son.
他看见她开车离开了 He saw her leave and drive off.
注意时间 已经午夜十二点 Noted the time - midnight.
十五分钟之后 琳达第三次也是最后一次被吵醒 Fifteen minutes later, Linda is awoken for the third and final time
有人下楼来 by someone coming down the stairs.
是哈兰 他下楼想吃夜宵 Harlan, who came down for a midnight snack.
爸爸 快回去睡觉 Dad, go to bed!
被沃特劝止了 Which Walt tried to discourage.
基于此 法医推断的死亡时间在12:15到凌晨2点之间 Based on this, the medical examiner determined the time of death to be between 12:15 and 2 AM.
当沃特抽完烟 大概12:30 这时梅格回来了 As Walt was finishing his cigar, about 12:30, Meg came home.
她直接回屋睡觉了 沃特和雅各也在不久之后回去了 She went straight to bed. Walt and Jacob turned in shortly after that.
到了深夜 不确定具体时间 可能在凌晨三点左右 Sometime later that night, it's undetermined, but possibly near 3 AM,
外面的狗叫声把梅格吵醒 Meg woke up because the dogs were barking outside.
她去了趟厕所 然后回床继续睡 She used the bathroom, went back to bed.
就这些 怎么样 That's it, all right?
每个人的讲述都是吻合的 时间也都对的上 Everyone's stories matched, every moment accounted for.
没有其他的楼梯可以通向哈兰的房间吗 And there is no other staircase up to Harlan's room?
没有 只有吱吱作响的那个 None. Just the creaky one.
有意思 Interesting.
所以 我们知道兰森不是凶手 因为他不在现场 So, we know that Ransom didn't do it because he wasn't there.
玛塔也不是 因为她走的时候哈兰还活着 Marta couldn't have. Harlan was still alive when she left.
梅格呢 她回家的时间正好是受害人死亡的时间段 Meg? Meg came home during the window of the time of death.
可是这是自杀 好吗 哈兰自己割破了他的颈动脉 Except it was a suicide, all right? Harlan slit right through his carotid.
从喷溅的血迹来看 是完全连贯的 We saw from the blood splat patterns that they were uninterrupted,
这就说明当时他旁边不可能有其他人在 meaning, It's almost impossible for anyone to have been around him at the time.
喉咙是他自己割的 好吗 我不知道为什么我们还要讨论这个 He's the one who cut his own throat, all right? I don't know why we keep going over this.
人可以说谎 但物证能呈现事实真相 Physical evidence can tell a clear story with a forked tongue.
什么 What?
正如我们今早的所见所闻 每个人都能说谎 And as we can see from this morning. Everyone can lie.
好吧 除了个别不能 Well. Almost everyone.
卡布莱拉小姐 Miss Cabrera.
让你等了一个下午 因为我想最后听你的陈述 We kept you waiting all afternoon because I wanted to hear from you last.
我想知道当晚完整的情形 I needed an entire picture of the evening in my head.
而你是最重要的部分 Your piece of it is at its very center.
所以请慢慢来 So please, take your time.
你在11:30带斯隆比先生上楼 然后在午夜离开 You took Mr. Thrombey upstairs at 11:30, and left at midnight.
回忆得越详细越好 Think very carefully and with as much detail as possible.
告诉我们在那半小时里发生了什么 Tell us what happened in that half hour.
-我自己行的 -你可以吗 - I got it. - You got it?
可以的 I got it.
好吧 那... 嘿 Okay, that's... Hey.
哈兰 我们... Harlan. Let's...
劝我也没用 There are no second thoughts!
不行 不行 No, no.
-快上来 -我喝了一点香槟 - Get up here! - I had dose of champagne.
你只喝了一杯 You only had one glass.
我们在我生日这天不能打破惯例 We are not breaking tradition on my birthday!
你能不能把针打了 然后去睡觉 Can you just take your goddamn medicine and go to bed?
要想给我打那该死的针 你得赢了我才行 今天可是我生日 If you're gonna put that vile shit in me you'll have to earn it. On my birthday.
-85岁生日 -好吧 上帝啊 - 85th birthday. - Fine, Jesus.
我太老了 I'm so old.
你就爱演戏是吧 You really love drama, huh?
好吧 我们来玩九乘九 你准备好了吗 Okay, let's do this, 9 by 9. You ready?
-我非让你输的屁滚尿流 -你确定吗 - I'll whip your ass. - Are you sure?
真是大言不惭 How dare you?
我知道你赢不了 I know how this is gonna end.
这是什么路数 What is that?
我为什么下棋就赢不了你呢 Why can't I beat you at this game?
因为我不是为了赢你 我是在用棋子画美妙的图案 Because I'm not playing to beat you, I'm playing to built a beautiful pattern.
你这是虐待老人 我要向美国退休协会举报你 That's elder abuse. I'm gonna call the AARP.
别逼我拿鞭子哦 你知道我会的 Don't make me get the belt, I would, you know.
基本上输赢已定 It's basically over.
我唯一的希望就是发生地震 My only hope is that an earthquake will strike.
但几率又有多大呢 But what are the chances?
哎 Hello?
快找门框躲起来 Get under a door frame!
你真是输不起 打针 然后睡觉 Such a bad loser you are. Meds, then bed.
我服了你了 I'm done with you.
这话不错 That's fair.
沃特在门廊抽他的过滤嘴香烟 讨厌的东西 Walt is smoking that filthy cigar out there on the porch. Nasty things.
今晚高兴吗 How was tonight?
今晚心情不错 Tonight was good.
是吗 我知道你并不盼着这一天 Oh, yeah? I know you weren't looking forward to it.
是的 可是我做到了 我把他们四个的经济都切断了 No. But I did it. I cut the line on all four of them.
对我来说也不容易 该死的金钱 It wasn't easy. This goddamn fortune.
你知道吗 有时候我在想 我给我家人的这一切 You know, sometimes I think that everything I've given my family,
我所做的 也许只是不知不觉的把他们护在身后 I've done maybe, without knowing, or maybe, to keep them beneath me.
我其实应该... 我不知道... I certainly should have... I don't know...
我该鼓励沃特去写他自己的书 encouraged Walt to write his own stories,
而不是只给我打打杂 not just be a caretaker of mine.
就像你说的 Like you said I should.
对乔妮 也该像你说的那样 做一个真正的父亲 而不是提款机 And then be a father, not just a provider for Joni, like you've also said.
我该对琳达和兰森好一点 I could've been kinder to Linda and Ransom.
老天啊 说起兰森 Jesus, Ransom.
这孩子太像我了 There's so much of me in that kid.
自信 愚蠢 也许 Confident, stupid, I don't know.
被宠坏了 游戏人生 不计后果 Protected. Playing life like a game without consequence,
直到有一天根本分不清 until you can't tell the difference
哪一把是道具 哪一把是真刀 between a stage prop and a real knife.
我不惧怕死亡 I don't fear death.
但是 上帝啊 我希望在我走之前能弥补这些错误 But, oh God, I'd like to fix some of this before I go.
剧终时能画个完美的句号 Close the book with a flourish.
我想应该是可以的 I guess we'll see.
我觉得是可以的 I guess we will.
嘿 Hey.
你今天太累了 要不要来点放松的 You had a long day. You wanna do drugs.
-你是说给我来点好东西 -是的 - You mean the good stuff? - Yeah.
好啊 让我陶醉陶醉吧 Come on, send me to lala land.
只能用一点点 行吗 Just a tiny bit, okay?
我为什么要等到八十多岁才开始用吗啡呢 Why did I wait till my mid 80s to become a morphine user.
真是愚蠢 傻蛋一个 What a schmuck. What a nud-nig.
这东西太好了 This stuff is the best.
哦 上帝啊 Oh my god!
出什么问题了 Is there a problem?
我刚才把这个给你注射了100毫克 This is what I just gave you a 100 milligrams of.
我搞错了 I messed up.
你刚给我注射了100毫克的好东西吗 You gave me a 100 milligrams of the good stuff?
请问好东西的正常剂量应该是多少呢 Excuse me, but what is the good stuff's dosage supposed to be?
别再说那是好东西了 好吗 正常是3毫克 Let's not call it that right now, okay? Three milligrams.
那确实打太多了 会有什么后果 That's much less. So what happens?
我现在要赶紧给你注射一针纳洛酮 不然你十分钟之内就会死 I'm gonna give you an emergency shot of Naloxone, so that you don't die in ten minutes.
哦 不用紧张 Well, no pressure.
你看 这是一种既有趣又有效的 You know, this is an interesting and efficient
谋杀方法 我得记下来 method of murder. I need to write this down.
这么说 如果有人故意把药调包 我在十分钟之内就会死掉 So, if someone switched the meds on purpose, I'd be dead in ten minutes.
毫不拖泥带水的那种死吗 Like stone cold dead?
是的 五分钟之内就会出现症状 出汗 迷幻 然后... Yes, you'll feel symptoms in five. Sweats, disorientation, and then...
是的 注射了那么大的剂量 十分钟之内 你的 Yes, that big dose injected, within ten your
你的大脑...是的 十分钟就会死 Your brain... Yes, ten minutes.
对 从注射的时候算起 Yeah, from the moment of injection.
现在还剩八分钟 It's eightish now.
就算受害人一感觉到症状就叫救护车 And even if the victim called for an ambulance when he first felt symptoms,
如果他像我们一样住在这样一所乡下的大宅子里 and if he lived in a great big country house like we do.
那也没救了 因为救护车至少要15分钟才能赶到 The ambulance would take at least 15 minutes to arrive, it'd be too late.
如果此人又没有急救用的纳洛酮的话 If the victim didn't have the emergency Naxostuff.
玛塔 你有纳洛酮吗 Marta. Do you have the Naxostuff?
有 我能找到 Yes, I'm gonna find it.
我有纳洛酮 因为这都是一套的 应该就在这儿 肯定有 就是... I have it because it comes with the kit, it should be here, it has to be, it's like a...
找不到了 哈兰 我不知道怎么找不到了 It's not here, Harlan. I don't know, it's not here.
那我现在去打电话 好吗 So, I'm gonna use the phone, okay?
叫救护车 To call an ambulance.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
你在做什么啊 What are you doing?
玛塔 听我说 Marta, listen to me.
哈兰 我得叫救护车 Harlan, I need to...
停下来 停下来 玛塔 没时间了 你得听着 Stop this! Stop this, Marta! There is no time, you have to listen!
我去叫家里人 I'm calling the family!
你在干什么 你傻了吗 What are you doing? Are you nuts?
哈兰 我们得叫救护车 没时间了 Harlan, we have to call the ambulance, we don't have time!
听我说 Listen to me!
如果你说的是真的 我就死定了 没得救了 If what you said is true, I'm gone, there's no saving me.
我们还有六分钟 We have six minutes.
我们得把你拉出这趟浑水 你想想你母亲 We have got to get you out of this. Think of your mom.
我母亲 My mom?
过去 过去 别出声 Get behind, get behind. Don't make a noise.
哈兰 Harlan?
玛塔 一切都还好吗 Marta? Everything all right?
-嘿 乔妮 -嘿 - Hi, Joni. - Hi.
我刚刚听到了一些声响 没事吧 I thought I heard something. Is everything okay?
我们很好 We're fine.
我刚刚把棋盘打翻了 抱歉吵到你了 I just knocked over the GO board, sorry about that.
大家都还好吗 Everyone's all right?
嗯 很好 去睡吧 乔妮 Yes, fine. Go to bed Joni.
好吧 也许 我们明天可以谈谈关于…… Okay. Maybe, we can talk tomorrow about the thing with..
明天可以 Tomorrow is fine.
-爱你 -爱你 - Love you. - Love you.
晚安 Night.
来吧 Come on.
现在集中注意力 Pay attention now.
你妈妈还没有居住证 Your mom is still undocumented,
如果死因是你造成的 and if this is your fault
她会被牵连发现 然后被驱逐出境 那样你的家庭就会四分五裂 she'll be found out and, at best, deported, and your family will be broken.
但我们不会让那种事发生 对吗 But we're not gonna let that happen, are we?
不过你得全都按我说的做 But you have to do exactly what I tell you.
你会吗 玛塔 Will you do this Marta?
最后一件事 为了我 也为了你的家人 This last thing. For me. For your family.
你想让我怎么做 What do you want me to do?
下楼 尽可能弄出声响 并且大声道别 Go downstairs as noisily as you can, and then say goodbye loudly.
沃特 我走了 Walt! I'm leaving!
让他注意时间 Call attention to the time.
天呐 已经是午夜了呀 God, it's midnight already.
如果可以 If you can.
把车开出大门 为了避开监控 Drive out the gate, then to avoid the security cameras,
你得在石象前面停下 pull off the road before the carved elephant.
等等 前面还是后面 Wait, was it before or after?
在石象后面 After the carved elephant.
不 刚说的是前面 不是吗 No, he said before? Was it?
在石象前后 Beafterfore the carved elephant.
噢 妈蛋 Oh, shit!
停车 步行回到房子 Park and come back on foot up to the house.
走侧院小路 穿过那扇小门 Take the side yard path, through that little gate.
狗都认识你 它们不会叫的 The dogs will know you, they shouldn't bark.
你得神不知鬼不觉地来到三楼 You've got to get up to the third floor without being seen.
而唯一的途径是爬墙外的花架 然后从隐藏的窗口进去 And the only way is to climb the side trellis and come in through the trick hall window.
-你在逗我吧 -我没有 照做 - You gotta be kidding me. - I am not. Do it.
千万不要弄出任何声音 And for God's sake don't make any noise.
只要你进来了 那就到了表演时间 Once you're inside. Now, this is the tricky part.
还有表演时间 This is the tricky part?
到我卧室去穿上我的睡袍和帽子 Get my robe and cap from my bedroom, and put them on.
哈兰 这太疯狂了 我觉得我做不到 Harlan, this is crazy. I don't think I can do...
我们必须这样做 We need to make this so airtight
这样警察就能完全排除你的嫌疑 that the average cop will entirely dismiss you as a suspect.
这听起来很疯狂 但会很有用 It sounds crazy, but it will work.
沃特正在外面抽烟 他会看见你的 Walt is smoking outside, and he'll see you
从窗外看到你 through the glazed window.
爸爸 快回去睡觉 Dad, go back to bed.
你被目击离开了 监控也拍到你驾车离去 You were seen leaving, the security cameras show you driving off.
而20分钟后 我儿子目击了我还活着 And twenty minutes later I am seen alive and well by my son.
你瞧 你就从头号嫌疑人变成了清白之人 You see, you've gone from suspect number one to an impossibility.
你再原路返回 千万不要被发现 Leave the way you came, and don't be seen.
兰森 Ransom?
你又回来了吗 Are you back again already?
开车回家 Drive home.
过不了几天 警察会找你问话 And sometime, in the next few days the police will question you.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我不能说谎 你知道我不能的 我会吐的 I can't lie, you know I can't lie, I'll puke.
那就不要说谎 Then don't lie.
真话不说全 把以下内容告诉他们 Tell fragments of the truth. In this exact order:
我扶着他上楼 然后像往常一样下棋 I took him upstairs, we played our nightly game of GO.
后来他不小心打翻了棋盘 乔妮上来看我们有没有事 At some point he knocked the board over and Joni came up to check on us.
我给了他止痛药 上周他扯到自己肩膀了 I gave him pain medication, he pulled his shoulder last week.
接着我在半夜从他书房离开 And I left him in his study at midnight.
我和沃特道了别 I said goodbye to Walt.
回了家 Went home.
你给了他哪种止痛药 What kind of medication did you give him?
自从他受伤后 我一直给他注射100毫克的托拉多 Since his injury I've been giving him a 100 milligram IV push of Toradol.
非麻醉性药物 It's a non narcotic analgesic.
为了帮他入眠 我还会注射3毫克吗啡 And to help him sleep, 3 milligrams of morphine.
-全家人都知道这件事吗 -是的 当然 - And the family was aware of this? - Yes, of course.
你有发现他有什么异常的举动吗 Did you notice anything strange, off about his demeanor?
没有 No.
听起来没问题 Sounds about right.
谢谢你 卡布莱拉小姐 Thank you, Miss Cabrera.
嘿 姐姐 人们马上就要来吊唁了 Hey, sis, people are gonna start getting here for the memorial pretty soon.
你... Are you..?
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我刚只是想起了爸爸的游戏 I was just thinking about Dad's games.
感觉这些事他只会在小说里写写 而不会真的去做 This all feels like one, like something he'd write, not do.
我在等着真相大白 I keep waiting for the big reveal,
这些都能解释清楚 这不好吗 where it all makes sense, wouldn't that be nice?
沃特 Walter.
我不相信他是自杀的 我不相信 我真的不 I don't think he killed himself. I don't. I really don't.
有部由丹妮卡·麦凯拉主演的贺曼电影 叫《意外致死》 There's this Hallmark movie called "Deadly By Surprise" with Danica McKellar.
她扮演被丈夫毒害的妻子 And she plays the wife, who's getting poisoned by her husband.
但他是一点一点的下毒 所以她没有任何察觉 But he's doing it little by little, so she doesn't know it.
最后她疯了 自杀了 And she goes crazy and she kills herself.
我有个表妹是医学检验办公室的接待员 And my cousin, who's a receptionist at the medical examiners office.
她说这件事情很可能发生 She says that stuff totally happens.
她说毒药积少成多也能致命 Say, with 3% as crazy as this stuff she's seen come through the...
噢上帝 是的 我的意思是... Oh, God. Yeah, I mean...
你不喜欢他 是因为你爱他 You don't like him because you love him.
不 我不喜欢他 是因为他是个混蛋 No, I don't like him, he's an asshole.
但我们可能正需要一个混蛋 But maybe, an asshole is what we needed.
天 是... God, yeah...
一个混蛋正是德国在三十还是几十年代需要的 An asshole is what Germany needed in nineteen thirty... whatever.
这两件事甚至都没结果 Those 2 things don't even complete.
上帝啊 在政治讨论结束之前我需要消失 Jesus, I'm gonna disappear until the politics talk is done.
你要香槟吗 You want some champers?
我不能 严格来说 我在工作 I can't. I'm technically working.
摘掉你的红帽子 理查德 看看你周围 Take off your red cap, Richard and look around you.
街道上挤满了纳粹 The streets are literally flooded with Nazis.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我们的生活方式和文化在逐步消失 We're losing our way of life and our culture.
数以万计的墨西哥人正在侵入 There are millions of Mexicans coming.
这不是种族歧视 你总把这些当做种族歧视 And don't make this a race thing. You always make this a race thing.
就算欧洲人移民过来 我也会说一样的话 I would say the same thing if they were European immigrants.
如果瑞士人在街道拥挤不堪 If the Swiss were like clogging in the streets...
我们让他们进入本土 他们会认为他们拥有... We allow them in and they think they own...
他们把孩子关在笼子里 我是说 这些是营地 They're putting children in cages. I mean, these are camps!
拜托 乔妮 没人说那是好事 Come on, Joni. Nobody's saying that isn't bad,
但是家长也有错 but the parents have some blame here.
有什么错 想让孩子过上更好生活有错吗 For what? For wanting a better life for their kids?
难道美国人是... Isn't that what America is..?
因为破坏了法律 For breaking the law.
你可能不想听到这些 但这是事实 And you gonna hate hearing this, but it's true.
-美国是美国人的 -别指我 - America is for Americans. - Don't point at me!
玛塔在哪 她还在吗 Where is Marta, is she still here?
玛塔 过来 玛塔 请过来 Marta. Come on over. Marta, please. Come over.
玛塔 你家是从乌拉圭来的 但是你做得对 Marta, your family is from Uruguay, but you did it right.
我想说的是 他们做的合法 她做得对 What I'm saying is, they did it legally. She did it the right way.
你努力工作 你白手起家挣得财富 You work hard, and you'll earn your share from the ground up
就像父亲一样 就像我们一样 just like Dad and like all the rest of us.
我敢说你也同意我 是吗 And I bet you agree with me, right?
别去烦那个可怜的孩子了 理查德 Just leave the poor girl alone, Richard.
没关系 我就想听听她会怎么说 It's okay, I just wanna hear what she has to say.
没关系 玛塔 你可以说 It's okay, Marta, you can speak.
噢 甜心 别有压力 Oh, sweetheart, don't feel pressured to answer.
听着 如果你想成为美国人 有合法的方式去做 Look, if you wanna become an American, there are legal ways to do it.
但是如果你违法 不论你多么善良都没用 But if you break the law, it doesn't matter how good you heart is,
你只能自食其果 you gotta face the consequences.
该死的 你是疯了吗 Are you, goddamn, insane?
-嘿 -我警告你 - Hey! - I warn you!
所以我问她 汤娅 其他人到底是怎么了 So I ask her, I'm like, Tonya, what is wrong with people literally?
天呐 玛塔 你怎么了 Oh my God, Marta. What?
玛塔 怎么了 Marta! What's the matter?
嘿 深呼吸 玛塔 你还好吗 Whoa, hey. Breathe. Marta, are you okay?
嘿 弗兰 你藏的好东西还有吗 Hey, Fran, do you still have your stash?
需要的话来拿就是了 Take 'em whenever you need 'em.
你把这个给我后 到现在才烘干 They're just drying out since you gave me that Juul.
谢谢你 弗兰 Thanks Fran.
嘿 Hey.
对不起 对不起 真的对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry.
停 别说对不起 天啊 Stop. Stop saying you're sorry, Jesus.
上帝 我的心跳的很快 我不能… God, my heart won't stop, I can't...
事情太多 不用 谢谢 It's just everything. No, thank you.
那是弗兰藏东西的地方吗 That's where Fran keeps her stash?
谁没事会打开时钟呢 Who's gonna open a clock?
奶奶 你要吃晚餐吗 晚餐 吃吗 吃吗 Do you want dinner, Nana? Dinner? To eat? To eat?
沃特 她很好 她已经吃了一整个三文鱼面包了 Walt, she's fine, she ate the entire salmon spread already.
沃特 你告诉玛塔我们之前说的事情了吗 Walt, did you tell Marta yet, what we all talked about?
没 还没有 现在合适吗 No, not yet. Is now a good time?
是的 时机非常对 就是现在 Yes, yes a very good time. Right now.
好吧 冷静 冷静一下 Okay, all right. Calm down. Calm down.
玛塔 我们一直想跟你说 Marta. We've been talking it over, and...
你吸了大麻吗 Have you been smoking grass?
没有 赶紧 No. Come on.
玛塔 我们一直想跟你说 Marta, we've been talking it over,
我们一家人都愿意照顾你 the whole family, we'd like to take care of you.
什么意思 What does that mean?
我们都认为你值得帮助 We all think that you deserve something.
我们愿意帮你脱离经济上的困境 Financially, we'd like to help you out.
不管其他 你对父亲很好 You were never anything but good to dad.
因此你可以指望我们 Because of that you can count on us.
顺便说一下 我觉得你应该在葬礼上发言的 我落选了 I thought you should've been at the funeral, by the way. I was outvoted.
侦探先生 你还没走 Detective, you're still here?
你认识哈兰吗 Did you know Harlan?
他认识我父亲 我父亲很多年前也是个警探 He knew my father, who was a police detective, years ago.
我父亲很尊重哈兰 说来话长 My father respected Harlan. That says quite a lot.
这是你在这里的原因吗 Is that why you're here?
这里 不是的 Here, now here? No.
我留在这里是想跟你再说会儿话 I stayed hoping to speak to you a little more.
整件事有蹊跷 Something is afoot with this whole affair.
我知道 我相信你也觉得 I know it, and I believe you know it too.
所以你准备继续调查 So, you're gonna keep digging.
哈兰的探子们 他们挖掘真相 刨根问底 Harlan's detectives, they dig, they rifle and root, truffle pigs.
我预测过《万有引力之虹》的结局 I anticipate the terminus of gravity's rainbow.
《万有引力之虹》 Gravity's Rainbow?
-是本小说 -我知道 - It's a novel. - Yeah, I know.
-不过我没看过 -我也没有 - I haven't read it though. - Neither have I.
都没看过 但是我喜欢这个书名 Nobody has. But I like the title.
它告诉我们任何物体的抛射路径都是由自然法则决定的 It describes the path of a projectile, determined by natural law.
看吧 我的办法 I Voilà, my method.
我没有任何感性的偏见 只着眼于事实 I observe the facts, without biases of the head or heart.
我决定自己的轨道运行方式 就是悠闲地漫步到终点 I determine the arc's path, stroll leisurely to its terminus,
真理让我裹足不前 and the truth falls at my feet.
法医准备判定为自杀 The medical examiner was ready to rule this a suicide,
但是艾略特同意再等48小时 but Elliott agreed to keep it pending for 48 hours.
明天早上我会搜查前院和房子 开始调查 Tomorrow morning I search the grounds and the house, begin my investigation.
我希望你能协助我 I want you to be by my side for it.
什么 What?
你做我的知己 帮我看和听 My confidant, my eyes and ears.
等等 侦探 为什么是我 Wait, detective. Why me?
我相信你那颗善良的心 I trust your kind heart.
你也是唯一一个在哈兰的死亡中得不到任何好处的人 Also, you're the only one who had nothing to gain from Harlan's death.
怎么样 华生 So, how about it, Watson?
侦探 如果你想知道我对这家人的看法 Detective, if you want my insight into this family.
他们都不是凶手 这是我的看法 None of them are murderers. That's my insight.
无论是残酷还是安慰 And yet. Be it cruel or comforting,
真相总会被我们发现的 this machine unerringly arrives at the truth.
事实就是这样 That's what it does.
没例外吗 Always?
明天早上八点 Tomorrow at 8.
我知道我肯定会遗漏一些事 I know I missed something, there's gonna be something I missed.
-但我相信你可以解决 -不 我不行 - But I know you can beat it - No, I can't...
不要畏惧 去做你应该做的事 取得胜利 without losing your soul you have to do what you have to do to beat this and win.
哈兰 我不行 Harlan, I can't.
你可以 你必须做 You can and you have to.
就当为了我 快去做 For me. Right now!
哈兰 我需要你的帮助 Harlan, I have to get you help.
你按我说的做 You do as I say
-一切都会好的 -天呐 不 - and everything will be just fine. - God, no.
我保证 I promise.
求你… Please...
五十年前我在这个庄园工作过 Fifty years ago I worked at this estate.
你知道吗 周边安全需要我们无数次的巡逻 You know, security back then was such that you had to make the rounds with a 94
眼睛得一直睁着 and keeping your ears open.
现在有了先进技术 Now, you got all this modern technology.
这里是监控 我保存了那天晚上的录像带 That's the video there, I saved the tape from that night.
我通常会用磁抹掉这些录像内容 Normally, I erase 'em with the magnetic de-gauser.
但是发生这个案子后我就保留了录像 But in this case I thought I just save it, you know?
为了安全起见 那是实时监控 For security. That's the live feed there.
为了避免被摄像头拍到 在石象后面靠边停车 To avoid the security cameras, pull off the road after the carved elephant.
好的 我们可以看一下那晚的录像带吗 All right, well, can we see the actual tape?
当然可以 Of course, you can.
我把它记录为SSLP 带子时长8个小时 从晚上九点到第二天凌晨五点 I recorded it SSLP. There's 8 hours on that tape, 9 PM to 5 AM.
看起来就像日本恐怖电影 Looks like a Japanese horror movie.
我们可以快进吗 You think we can scan forward on that?
要怎么快进 How can we scan forward?
摁住播放键 再按快进键 直到听到一声响就可以了 Just hold the play button down and press FF until you hear it grind.
好了 应该快放到聚会结束的那个时间了 All right, should be coming up now at the time when the party ended.
怎么回事 What happened?
你需要一直摁住播放键 否则带子会弹出来 You gotta keep holding it down or else it'll eject.
就跟爆米花一样烧掉 That thing eats tapes like popcorn.
你们的人可以把它数字化 然后准确播放出来吗 You think your guys can digitize it, so we can scan it properly?
当然 我认为我们可以 Yeah, I think we can do that.
我先拿着 I got it.
你们知道吗 你们看到的周围的动物雕像 You know, all these statues that you see around here,
都是取自他《悲剧动物园三部曲》的原型 太酷了 they are all straight out of his series "The Menagerie Tragedy" trilogy, pretty cool.
-了不起 -是的 - Awesome. - Yeah.
本尼 这外面真漂亮 Benny. It's beautiful out here.
但是你真的认为有人闯入房子杀了哈兰吗 But do you really think someone broken into the house and murdered Harlan?
这就是为什么我们会在这里调查 Is that why we're out here?
如果有人进来了 肯定会留下痕迹的 It is unlikely, but if they did, there will be traces.
-我可以拿着它 -好的 - I can take on that. - Yeah.
嘿 瓦格纳 你有那谁的消息吗 Hey Wagner, you got any luck on...
-他叫啥来着 -兰森 - What's his name? - Ransom?
是的 Yeah.
没有 No.
不过查到个地址 肯诺克街10号 Did get an address though. 10 Kenoak street.
肯诺克街10号 Ten Kenoak. Kenoak.
这么说很好玩 对吗 It's a pleasant thing to say, isn't it?
肯诺克 我在肯诺克了 太有趣了 Kenoak. I awoke amid Kenoak. That's funny.
满地都是叶子和湿泥 我鞋子上沾得到处都是 Always leaves and mud, they really gonna do a number on my boots.
湿泥 过去一周这里下雨了吗 Mud, has it rained the past week?
-别过来 待着别动 -怎么了 - No. Stay there! - What?
好的 我们发现脚印了 Okay. We got footprints here.
所以 我想… So, I wanna...
-玛塔 停下 -什么 - Marta, stop. - What?
什么 What?
-玛塔 待着别动 -什么 - Marta, stay there. - What?
不 玛塔 待那儿别动 玛塔 不 No, Marta, stay there, Marta! No!
你喊我吗 Did you call me?
借过 Excuse me.
瓦格纳 我们得叫人过来 Wagner, we gonna need to call the boys, so they come down here
勘察这些脚印 用胶带封锁这里 and take a look at all these tracks, get it taped off.
-待在那边 -抱歉 - Stay on that side. - I'm sorry.
嘿 Hey.
狗狗真的会认人 这点倒是不假 Best judge of character is a dog. I found that to be true.
他们十点打算宣读遗嘱 They've got plans to read the will at around 10.
所有人都会到场 The whole family will be here soon.
我从来没听过遗嘱宣读 I've never been to a will reading.
你会觉得它就像一场游戏 You think it'll be like a game show.
想想社区电影制作的报税单 Think of a community theater production of a tax return.
所以 我们现在在找什么 So, what are we looking for?
你懂的 一切可疑的或者不寻常的事 Oh, you know, anything suspicious or out of the ordinary.
当你看到它就知道了 You'll know it when you see it.
我的天 Oh my God!
甜豆 Sweet beans!
早上好 斯隆比夫人 Well, good morning, Mrs. Thrombey.
你觉得你可以处理好这个调查吗 You think you could handle the study?
你的药包在哪 Where's your medical bag?
不知道 我就放在这的 每晚我都会把药包放在哈兰身边 I don't know. I left it here. I always leave it here with Harlan at night.
他们肯定把它当做证据带走了 我去落实下 They must've taken it in as evidence. I'll look into that.
该死 Shit.
棋盘是怎么打翻的 How'd the GO board get knocked over?
我们只是在闹着玩 We were just goofing around.
怎么了 What are you thinking?
起开 No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey!
我来猜猜 Let me guess.
给我停下 Hey. Stop. Stop.
不要闹了 Stop. Stop.
休·德莱斯戴尔 Hugh Drysdale?
兰森 叫我的中间名字兰森就行 Ransom. Call me Ransom. It's my middle name.
只有佣人才叫我休 Only the help call me Hugh.
行吧 这位是瓦格纳警官 我是艾略特警督 Okay, this is Trooper Wagner, I'm Lieutenant Elliott.
我们只需问几个问题 We just wanna ask a few questions.
不好意思 先生 Excuse me. Sir?
我们是执法官员 We're officers of the law.
你们要把我抓起来吗 我现在不想说话 烦的很 You gonna run me in? I don't feel like talking. I'm distraught.
本尼 你不是要问这家伙问题吗 Hey Benny, you wanna ask this guy some questions?
这是咋回事 怎么安排的 All right, what is this? What's this arrangement?
德莱斯代尔先生 Mr. Drysdale.
来做调查的 还是送肯德基的 CSI KFC?
弗兰妮 给我来杯冷牛奶 Hey Frannie, how about a glass of cold milk?
混蛋 她不叫弗兰妮 她也不是干这个事的 Hey asshole. Not her name, Not her job.
梅格 你的医学学位怎么来的 Hey Meg. How's your SJW degree coming?
-信托基金 混蛋 –得了大家 - Trust fund prick. - All right. Guys.
大家注意下 Hey, everyone.
我在另一个房间做一下安排 十分钟后开始 I'm just gonna be in the other room, setting up, be ready in 10 minutes.
搞笑 兰森 你缺席葬礼 却在宣读遗嘱时提前到了 Funny, Ransom, you skipped the funeral, but you're early for the will reading.
好吧 人都有自己表达悲伤的方式 我们不要… Okay, people grieve in different ways, let's not...
你知道吗 你在场本来就很搞笑 You know what? It's funny you're here at all.
你何必劳烦跑一趟 我实在搞不懂 Why are you even bothering? That's what I'm asking myself.
你说这话什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
-他知道什么意思 -等下 沃特 怎么搞的 - He knows what it supposed to mean. - Wait. Walt. What?
聚会那晚 雅各在那间浴室 Jacob was in that bathroom in the night of the party.
噢 原来你整晚都躲在那儿 Oh, that's where you were all night?
你一晚上待在浴室干什么 The hell were you doing in the bathroom all night?
-没什么 -欺负叙利亚难民 - Nothing. - Swatting Syrian refugees?
-不 我没有 -行了 地精 - No. I was not. - Alt right troll.
你个政治保守主义者 Liberal snowflake.
我完全搞不懂你在说什么 I don't know what any of that means.
意思就是你儿子有点变态 It means your son's a little creep.
噢 我儿子变态 Oh, my son's a creep?
大家能不能… Guys! Just...
沃特 他在浴室 Walt, he was in the bathroom.
没错 他是在浴室 Yeah, he was in the bathroom,
无聊到对着死鹿的图片自撸 joylessly masturbating to pictures of dead deer.
理查德 你想打一架吗 You know what, Richard? You wanna go?
怕你啊 兔崽子 打就打 You bet, Skippy. Let's go!
动手啊 来啊 You wanna go? C'mon!
你最好给我悠着点 You better watch out!
别打了 Stop!
来啊 老子早就想动手揍你了 C'mon, you had me waiting for it my whole life!
赶紧住手 Stop it right now!
我能控制自己 没问题 I can handle myself! I can handle it.
老天 Oh my God!
这样的好戏最好多多上演 We gotta do this more often.
安静 Hey!
雅各 我们知道是怎么回事 Jacob, we know where this is going.
你在哈兰办公室隔壁的浴室 You were in the bathroom next to Harlan's office,
哈兰在办公室和兰森在吵架 where he had the fight with Ransom.
你肯定听到了什么 说出来 Now, you heard something. Spill it.
我就听到了两件事 I just heard two things.
…我的遗嘱! ...my will!
我的遗嘱 My will.
然后就是大喊大叫 And then there was more yelling,
然后我听到兰森说 我警告你 and then I heard Ransom say "I'm warning you."
兰森 这什么意思 Ransom? What's that mean?
我觉得是我们父亲终于恢复理智 I think that means our father finally came to his senses
把这个没用的小子从遗嘱中删除 and cut this worthless little brat out of his will.
我觉得你得把你的宝马车给卖了 So, I guess you gonna have to sell the Beamer,
把你在乡村俱乐部的活辞了 and give your notice at the country club,
嗑你那些花里胡哨的药 and kick whatever fashion drugs you're on.
因为如果你觉得在你干过那些过河拆桥的事 Because if you think that after all the bridges you burned,
说过那些蠢话 还有这十年把咱家 After all the shit you said, after everything that you put
折腾得不成样子之后 this family through for the last 10 years,
我们还会有人支持你 that any of us are gonna support you,
还会有人给你一毛钱的话 that any of us are gonna give you,
就像父亲说的那样 那你就是个傻叉 like dad liked to say, a single red dime, you're nuts!
儿子 Son.
怎么了 父亲 Father?
哈兰有没有告诉你他要把你从遗嘱里删掉 Did Harlan tell you he was gonna cut you out of the will?
没错 Yup.
如此 他做了我们都不敢做的事 Well, then he's done what none of us were strong enough to do.
这件事可能会让你真正长大吧 Maybe this might finally make you grow up.
对你来说这再好不过了 This might be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
谢谢母亲大人 女士们先生们 Thank you. My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
听着 这也许对你来说并不容易 但会好起来的 Look, this is not gonna be easy for you, but it'll be good.
好事多磨 Nothing good is ever easy.
去你丫的 乔妮 Up your ass, Joni.
你啃老啃了这么长时间 You've got your teeth in this family's tit for a long time.
去你丫的 真是口吐芬芳 Up your ass? Very nice.
事实上 你怎么不去吃屎 Matter of fact - eat shit, hows that?
食屎啦 你 你 还有你 In fact, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit.
-你真是名副其实的蠢货 -我真想扇你那张幸灾乐祸的脸… - You entitled prick! - I would snap that smug smile...
食屎啦你 你也是 Definitely eat shit. Eat shit.
这是我的 妈的 I own it, shit!
是谁说宣读遗嘱无聊至极的 What was that about will readings being boring?
难免有个例外 Exception that proves the rule.
混蛋 Asshole.
我警告你 兰森说 “我警告你” I'm warning you. Ransom said "I'm warning you."
你刚也听到兰森说了 他说的就是这件事 You heard Ransom in there, that's the kind of thing he says.
想要球吗 You want this? You want this?
看我们发现了什么 What do we have here?
看起来像不久前断裂的 This looks like a relatively fresh break.
没错 就在那 Yup. Right there.
等一下 Wait a minute.
没道理啊 那扇窗户在哪里 That doesn't make sense. Where's that window?
再来点曲奇饼干怎么样 撑死你个傻逼 How about some more cookies, you? You want some more cookies?
说不定哈兰在遗嘱里给你留了一杯冷牛奶 混账东西 Hey, maybe Harlem left you a cold glass of milk in his will, asshole!
打开窗户给我看看 但别挨到地毯 Show me, but stay off the carpet.
这就是《四季皆亡》里那扇隐秘的窗户 It's the trick window! From "A Kill For All Seasons!"
警官 这儿 你能拿一下吗 Trooper, here, will you take this?
有干泥的痕迹 Traces of dried mud.
我猜这痕迹一直延伸到走廊尽头 I suspect they go the length of the hallway.
有脚印吗 Footprints?
没有 只有一些痕迹 No, just traces.
要看这地毯最后一次清洗是什么时候 Depending on when this thing was last cleaned,
这些泥土随时都能留下 不是吗 this could've happened at anytime, right?
不 没法解释这个 No, that would not explain this.
对泥土进行分析 应该会与这些痕迹对的上 Analyze that mud. It will match these traces.
你还会发现相似的样本 一直延伸到屋外的棚架 And you will find similar samples, leading up the trellis on the outside of the house.
聚会那晚 有人不想从楼梯上来 以免被人听到 On the night of the party, somebody who did not want to be heard climbing those steps
于是费了好大劲闯进哈兰·斯隆比的卧室 went to a great deal of trouble to break into Harlan Thrombey's rooms.
好戏登场了 对吧 华生 The game is afoot, eh Watson?
感谢大家都能聚在一起 Well. Thank you all for getting together like this,
虽然法律上并不要求到场 但我想你们刚好都在城里 it isn't legally necessary, but I thought because you're all in town
而且有些人马上就要离开… and some of you are leaving soon...
不好意思 打扰一下 Excuse me, I'm sorry.
女士们先生们 我诚挚的请求大家留在城里 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to gently request that you all stay in town
直到调查结束 until the investigation is completed.
他是诚挚的请求 但我们得命令大家 He's gently requesting, but we gotta make that an order.
在我们调查清楚之前 谁也不能走 No one move until we figure this all out.
-什么 -可以问为什么吗 - What? - Can we ask why?
-有什么变故吗 -没有 - Has something changed? - No.
是没有变故 还是我们无权发问 No it hasn't changed or no we can't ask?
斯蒂文先生 您可以继续 Mr. Stevens, you may continue.
好的 我觉得我们最好相聚的另一个原因 Right. Well the other reason I thought this gathering would be beneficial
就是哈兰在他逝世前一周修改了遗嘱 is because Harlan altered his will a week before he died.
他把遗嘱密封 并要求我在他死前不要将其上交法院认证 He sealed, he asked me not to submit it to the courts for probate until after his death.
如果任何人有任何疑问 我们都在这里 大家一起讨论 If anyone is confused about anything, we're all together, we can talk.
尽管如此 我不认为事情会有多复杂 Although, I don't imagine any of it is going to be that complicated.
哈兰的遗产包括 Harlan's assets included
-宅邸 -宅邸 - The house. - The house,
他付全款买下的宅邸 which he owned outright.
-六千万美元 -没错 - Sixty million. - Yes.
还有各类现金账户和投资 共计六千万美元 Sixty million in various cash accounts and investments.
当然还有真正的遗产 And, of course, the real asset -
他的出版公司“嗜血如酒”的唯一所有权 sole ownership of Blood Like Wine, his publishing company.
他还写了一份修改遗嘱的声明 他要我先宣读这个 He also wrote up a statement when he was making the changes and he wanted that read first.
“亲爱的琳达 沃特和乔妮” "Dearest Linda, Walter, and Joni.
你们可能会对我做出的这个决定感到吃惊 Some of you may be surprised by the choice I've made here.
不是为了闹不愉快 No pleasure was taken in the exclusion,
恰恰相反 这份声明的目的是把我们整个家庭团结在一起 and its purpose was not to sow greater discord in the family, quite the opposite.
请你们坦然的接受这份声明 接受它就好了 Please accept it with grace and without bitterness. But do accept it.
这是最好的结果 父亲笔” It's for the best, Dad."
哇 好 嗯 一点也不复杂 Wow, well, yeah. Not too complex at all.
很快就读完了 This'll be quick.
本人 哈兰·斯隆比 身体健康 思想健全... I, Harlan Thrombey, being of sound mind and body, yada yada...
我在此将我的所有财产 包括流动资金和其它资产 I hereby direct that all my assets, both liquid and otherwise,
全部留给玛塔·卡布莱拉 I leave in their entirety to Marta Cabrera.
我的出版公司所有权 My entire ownership of Blood Like Wine publishing
也留给玛塔·卡布莱拉 I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera.
其名下所有的作品版权也一并留给玛塔·卡布莱拉 The copyright of its catalog likewise I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera."
怎么会 What?
不 那不是... No. That's not...
不可能 No.
不可能会是这个结果 我能看看吗 艾伦 That can't be. Can I see that please, Alan?
-对着呢 -我看一下 - That's right. - Please.
这不合法 This can't be legal.
他念得没错 It's right.
-你知道的 他已经... -我的老天 - You know, he's been... - Oh my God!
艾伦 这肯定出错了 Alan, it's a mistake.
我不知道该说些什么 我们才是他的家人 所以... I don't know what to say, we're his family, so...
这不可能 It's not possible!
有针对这种情况的防范措施吗 Are there safeguards against this?
哈兰他... Harlan was...
在他死前 他每日都必须用药 In his final days he was under weight of medication.
很明显 他不是...我的意思是...我不知道... Obviously, he wasn't... I mean... I don't know...
艾伦 你把这张纸塞进你屁眼里 然后滚出去 Alan, you can take this piece of paper and shove it right up your ass and get out.
你们这些警察也一样 出去 全都出去 And you cops too. Out! Out!
-现在就走 -琳达 - Right now! - Melinda.
不 理查德 我们得谈谈 我们要和这份遗嘱抗争到底 No, Richard, we need to talk, we need to fight this thing.
我们哪里都不去 我叫你们出去 We're not going anywhere. I said get out!
我们才姓斯隆比 这房子还在我们名下 We're the Thrombeys goddammit! This is still our house!
抱歉 Sorry.
"同样地 我在迪尔伯恩大道2号的房子" "Likewise the house at 2 Deerborn Drive
和房子里的所有东西都留给玛塔·卡布莱拉” and all belongings therein I leave to Marta Cabrera."
你个小贱人 You little bitch!
你这个小贱人 You little bitch!
你早就知道了对不对 你是不是从一开始就知道 Did you know about this? Were you in this from the beginning?
别拦我 我就是想知道 No, no, no! I just wanna know!
你到底做了什么 你和我父亲上床了吗 What were you doing? Were you boinking my father?
“上床” "Boinking?"
我觉得大家都应该冷静下来... I think everybody just needs to cool...
你和我爷爷上床了 你这个肮脏的移民 You had sex with my grandpa. You dirty anchor baby.
如果是我的话 这时候就会离开这 In the meantime I'd maybe run.
玛塔 Marta.
-先生们女士们 -跟我们谈谈 - Ladies and gentlemen. - Talk to us.
玛塔 等一等 Marta, wait a minute.
我完全理解你现在的感受 I totally understand how you must be feeling.
你可以和我聊聊 You can talk to me.
我不知道这怎么.... I don't know how this...
我不知道 I don't know.
我不知道发生了什么 我不知道为什么他... I don't know what's happening. I don't know why he...
各位 我也很疑惑 我需要静一静 Guys, I'm also confused, I need to think.
玛塔 你听着... Marta! You listen...
我跟不上了 I can't catch up!
我打不开这该死的车门 I can't open the damn...
玛塔 你必须得明白 他是我们的父亲 Marta, you have to understand. He is our father.
玛塔 别听他们的 我在这 Marta, don't listen to them. I'm here.
我不再用推特了 I'm not on Twitter anymore.
所以 加我的Ins 好吗 我想和你聊聊 So, de-add me on Instagram, okay? I wanna talk to you.
发生了什么 What's going on?
依我看这对你们所有人都再好不过了 I think this could be the best thing to happen to all of you!
他那是什么意思 What does he mean by that?
理查德 你为什么不拦下他 Richard, why didn't you stop he?
我能怎么做 用我的牙咬住他的保险杠吗 What was I supposed to do? Grab the bumper with my teeth?
好吧 现在我们认真谈谈 这到底怎么回事 Okay, seriously though, what the hell?
你好 能再给我们拿个碗吗 Hey, can we take an extra bowl?
当然 Sure.
你看起来要晕过去了 你今天都没吃东西吗 You look like you're gonna pass out. Have you eaten anything today?
吃吧 Eat.
这简直是场噩梦 This is a nightmare.
所以为什么 So why?
-为什么 -为什么 - Why? - Why?
嘿 这整件事 Hey, this is everything.
你肯定知道其中某个原因 There gotta be a bigger reason why and you know it.
是的 原因更多是和你们一家人有关 而不是和我 Well, how about it had to do more with you guys than with me.
是啊 Yeah.
对 这是唯一讲得通的地方 Yeah, it's the only thing that makes sense.
他有告诉你什么吗 Did he tell you anything?
只说了我一分钱也分不到 Only that I wasn't getting a cent.
那是因为他想让你自己白手起家 That's because he wanted you to build something from the ground...
又是“白手起家” "Build something from the ground up", yeah.
我母亲就是白手起家的 My mother built her business from the ground up
但她从我爷爷那里借了一百万 with a million dollar loan from my grandfather.
我爸和我妈签了婚前协议 所以他什么也分不到 My father owns none of it, she made him sign a prenup.
他活得很惶恐 He lives in fear.
而且我明白我爷爷这样做是为了保护我 And I know that's what grandfather was trying to protect me from by doing this,
我知道我不该把这件事说出来 但当他告诉我的时候 我... And I know I shouldn't say this out loud, but when he told me, I...
天哪 我真想杀了他 Jesus, I coulda killed him.
那天离开聚会后 我开着车 After I left the party, though, I was driving
一晚上不知道去哪 我需要 nowhere, just in the night, and I had this...
清晰的思维 clarity.
从现在开始我要自己照顾自己 Like from here on out I was gonna have to fend for myself.
那让我感觉到... And that felt...
很好 Good.
老混蛋 The old bastard.
玛塔 我知道三件事 第一 我知道他不是自杀的 Marta I know three things. One: I know he didn't commit suicide.
你为什么这么觉得 What makes you think that?
我不是觉得 我是知道 I don't think it. I know it.
因为我了解我爷爷 Because I knew my granddad.
可能你和我是唯一了解他的两个人 Maybe you and I are the only two who knew him,
所以你不要在这件事上糊弄我 因为第二件事 so you're not gonna bullshit me on this, because two:
我知道你撒谎的时候会呕吐 I know lying makes you puke.
去年七月四号玩杀人游戏时我就知道了 'Cause of that mafia game last 4th of July.
至于第三件事 And three:
我刚看着你吃完满满一盘豆子和烤香肠 I know that you just ate a full plate of baked beans and sausage.
所以 So.
看着我的眼睛 Look me in the eye
告诉我我爷爷到底怎么回事 and tell me what happened to my grandfather.
-你个混蛋 -玛塔 - You asshole. - Marta.
一五一十地告诉我 Tell me everything.
艾伦 肯定还有别的办法 Alan, there have got to be options here.
没有 我不知道说了多少次了 No. I don't know how many times
我可以把那两条同样的消息再重复一遍 I can repeat the same two pieces of information.
如果哈兰更改遗嘱时意识清醒 If Harlan was of sound mind when he made the changes,
并且我们都确认过没错 and we've all confirmed he was.
清醒的人会做出这种事吗 这叫清醒吗 Would a sound mind do this! How? Sound how?
他这个行为本身就说明了他不清醒 The very action speaks to unsoundness!
没有法律事实 Not legally, no.
你不喜欢他做的遗嘱改动 不代表这遗嘱不能生效 You, not liking what he did does not speak to testamentary capacity.
如果是受到不正当影响呢 What about undue influence?
就是 不正当影响 这个理由呢 Yes! Undue influence! How about that?
你是不是刚上网搜的 Did you just Google that?
听着 如果玛塔用某种方法在操纵爸爸 如果... Look, if Marta was manipulating dad somehow, and if...
如果不知怎么的她勾搭上我父亲 If somehow she had gotten her hooks into him.
你这样的说法得拿出强有力的证据 You need a strong case for that.
法官大人 “他被她的努力工作和幽默 Your honor, "She endeared herself to him
给迷了心窍” through hard work and good humor."
那没用 That won't cut the salami.
那凶手条例呢 What about the slayer rule?
我刚上网查到的 I did just Google that.
这个条例明显不适用 The slayer rule obviously doesn't apply here.
这凶手条例是什么鬼 What the hell is the slayer rule?
就是说如果某人被定罪杀害了遗产所有者 他们就不能继承遗产 It's if someone is convicted of killing the person, they don't get their inheritance.
不一定要定罪 只要在民事法庭上被证实与死者的死有关就行 Not even convicted, even if they're held responsible for their death in civil court.
就像辛普森杀妻案 Like OJ.
是 就像辛普森杀妻案 但是哈兰已经被证实是自杀身亡 Yes, Like OJ. But Harlan committed suicide.
布兰克侦探 Detective Blank.
你说过调查还在进行中 你说得对 You said that the investigation is ongoing, you made a point of that.
你怀疑是谋杀吗 Do you suspect foul play?
如果可以 请叫我布兰克先生 Mister Blanc. If you please.
这件案子还有很多的疑点 但是 我怀疑是谋杀 There is much that remains unclear. But yes. I suspect foul play.
是玛塔吗 Marta?
我还没排除任何嫌疑人 I have eliminated no suspects.
你这都是些废话 我压根不相信这个穿粗花呢西装的人 You're full of shit, I don't trust this guy in the tweed suit,
还有艾伦 上帝保佑你 你可以走了 and Alan, God bless you, you're useless.
谢谢 Thank you.
只有一个方法 她必须主动放弃继承权 There's only one answer to this: she has to renounce the inheritance.
她知道这是她应该做的 She knows that's what she should do...
她确实要这样做 That's exactly what she'll do.
-妈妈 -她会这样的做的 - Mom. - She'll do it.
如果祖父想把这一切都给玛塔 那就如他所愿 If Granddad wanted to give Marta everything, then that's what he wanted.
不 他不会这么做 他是爱我们的 No, this wasn't him. He loved us.
他想让我们相互关照 他想你去上大学 He wanted us taken care of. He wanted you to have an education.
梅格 你觉得我能付得起你的学费吗 Meg, you think I can pay for your school?
我知道 这听起来很不可思议 但这一切都是真的 I know, just saying it it sounds insane, but it's all true.
我觉得布兰克一开始就怀疑我了 And I think Blanc's been on to me from the start.
我不怕去坐牢 但是 我妈妈 I don't care if I go to jail, but my mom...
我姐姐 我们…… My sister, we...
你要不要说点什么 Are you gonna say something?
我一直以为下棋能赢过他的只有我 I always thought I was the only one that could beat him at GO.
我一直以为这意味着什么 I always thought that meant something.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know you did.
在那个晚上 我最后一次和他对话 我们最后一次争论 In the night of the party, my last conversation with him, our last argument.
他告诉我你的事 that's what he told me about you.
他说你下棋赢过的他次数比我赢的多 That you beat him in GO more than I do, and I thought...
当时我奇怪他为什么要告诉我这些 What a strange thing to tell me.
我想我现在懂了 I think I get it now.
它确实意味着些东西 It did mean something.
我不会告诉我的家人 I'm not gonna tell my family shit.
你不会进监狱 那个侦探也抓不到你的 You're not going to jail. That detective is not gonna catch you.
你也不会放弃这笔钱 And you're not gonna give up the money.
这是祖父对你我的期待 想一想 他做了多少努力才到今天 This is was granddad wanted for you and me, think about what he did to go through with this.
他做这些 为了自己 为了这个家族 He wanted this for himself, he wanted this for the family.
也为了你 And he wanted it for you.
你好不容易走到这一步 我可以帮您一直走下去 You've come this far. Let me help you go all the way.
你怎么了 这不像你 What's going on? This isn't you.
你现在可以把我供出去 你仍然可以得到你的那一份遗产 你为什么不 You could just turn me in right now and still get your cut of the inheritance. Why?
因为我讨厌这个家庭 Because fuck my family.
我可以帮你洗脱嫌疑 然后 I can help you get away with this, and then...
你把属于我的那一份遗产给我 You're gonna give me my cut of the inheritance.
完美的结局 三全其美 你 我 哈兰 Happy ending. Everybody wins: you, me, Harlan.
有道理 Yeah.
同意吗 Deal?
-梅格 -玛塔 - Meg. - Marta.
-这太荒诞了 -我知道 - That was nuts. - I know.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
还好 你呢 Yeah. Are you?
嗯 我还好 Yeah, I'm fine.
听着 没人知道我给你打电话了 我只是 Look, no one knows I'm calling you, I just...
我想说… I wanted to...
我想说 对不起 大家那样子 I wanted to say sorry for how everyone was.
然后 我想知道 你会怎么做 And... I guess I wanted to ask... What are you gonna do?
什么意思 What do you mean?
嗯 关于遗嘱上说的 你打算怎么做 Well, the... with the will. What are you gonna to do?
你认为我应该怎么做 What do you think I should do?
你应该做你认为对的事 You should do whatever you think is right.
听着 我 Look, I...
我觉得你应该把钱还给我们 I think you should give it back to us.
祖父一直很照顾我们 我们是他的亲人 Granddad always took care of us, we're his family.
我知道你也视他如同亲人 但我们才是他真正的亲人 I know he was like family to you, but we're his actual family.
是的 Yeah.
玛塔 这不公平 我们对你一直很好 Marta, you know this isn't fair, we've always been good to you,
待你亲如一家 我们会照顾你的 但是 and you're like family and we'll take care of you, but...
你必须要做对的事 你知道什么是对的事 You have to make things right. You know what's right.
玛塔 Marta.
妈妈没钱了 她说我必须要退学 Mom's broke, she says I'm gonna have to drop out of school.
不 不 梅格 No, no, Meg.
听着 我不会让它发生的 Listen, I won't let that happen.
无论你需要多少钱 我都会给你 我会支持你 Whatever money you need, I'll give it to you. I'm here for you.
我想让你知道 我会照顾你的 And I want you to know I'm gonna take care of you.
-我保证 好吗 -谢谢 - I promise that, okay? - Thanks.
只要我…… And once I...
一切都好说 Okay then.
布兰克在房子里发现了什么可疑的地方吗 Did Blanc find anything suspicious at the house?
是的 在楼上 我破窗进来的地毯上 他发现了些泥 Yes, he found mud, upstairs, where I broke in through the window.
脚印明显吗 Identifiable prints?
-不明显 -那就好 - No. - Good, okay.
好的 嘿 Good. Hey.
你这阵子先藏起来低调些 等调查结束 这事肯定会过去的 You lay low for a coupe of days. Wait for this investigation to blow over, and it will.
不管这个布兰克侦探有多厉害 他都将一无所获 'Cause no matter how good that Blanc guy thinks he is, he's got nothing.
嘿 放松点 Hey, Relax.
玛塔 快起来 这是咋回事 有个家伙带了一大堆东西来 Marta get your ass up, what the hell is happening? There's a guy here and a bunch of stuff.
这事太不可思议了 我们发财了吗 Everything's going crazy. Are we rich?
也许吧 爱丽丝 我不知道 Maybe, Alice, I don't know.
我也不知道你这什么意思 但是你最好给老娘起来 I don't even know what that means but you better get your ass up.
我们并不了解玛塔.卡布莱拉 也不清楚她的社交关系 We don't know much about Marta Cabrera or her exact relationship...
我的天 玛塔 这都是什么 你做了什么 Oh my God Marta. What is all this. What did you do?
-就在外面吗 -是的 - Is that here? - Oh, yeah it is.
等一下 所以这一切都是真的 我们发财了吗 Wait, so is that true? Are we rich?
天哪 Oh my God.
早上好 斯隆比夫人 Good Morning, Mrs. Thrombey.
年轻人为何总是很悲伤 Why is grief the providence of youth?
我不懂 I don't know.
但我能理解 年龄大了 感受也就深了 But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings.
包括悲伤 Including grief.
厮子已逝 节哀顺变 This was a long walk to offering condolences for the loss of your son.
恕我冒昧 假如 您的家人能温情一点 And asking you if it isn't presumptuous of me not to think too harshly of your family.
如果是我 我想 我会先安慰您 if I am, as I suspect, the first to console you.
他们都还年轻 不是吗 They're young, aren't they?
还有一事 我想年龄总是让人心生疲惫 One thing I assume of age is weariness.
天 真希望我每天能不那么累 Damned if I don't get more tired every day.
厌倦我的所作所为 箭在弦上 不得不发 Tired of what I do. Following arcs, like lobbed rocks.
真相总是不可避免 The inevitability of truth.
但是人性的复杂和灰暗并不藏在真相里 But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth
而是藏在你手握真相时的所作所为里 but what you do with the truth once you have it.
我想 你可能有事想要告诉我 I think you have something you wanna tell me.
我觉得 你非常敏锐 I think you're very perceptive and very capable
也能够告诉我 你儿子聚会那晚 你看到了什么 of telling me what you saw the night of your son's party.
我可以等你慢慢说 我不赶时间 But I'll happily wait. I'm in no rush.
事实上 和您坐在这 我感觉很愉快 In fact, I find it quite pleasant, sitting here with you.
好多律师在这 而且看起来是很有名望的大律师 Lawyers were here, very big lawyers it looked like.
这是他们留下的东西和名片 They left all this stuff and business cards,
我回来的时候 还有大一堆东西放着 and there was a pile of other stuff when I got home.
我不喜欢这些东西 玛塔 I don't like any of this, Marta.
我也不喜欢 I don't like it either.
我从后面溜出去 我马上回来 I'm slipping out the back. I'll be back later.
不要和任何人说话 Please don't talk to anyone.
沃特 Walt?
是 我从那边过来…… 嘿 你怎么样 Yeah, I came from... Hey, how are you doing?
沃特 你要相信我 我对这毫不知情 Walt, I want you to know that I didn't know about any of this.
我们都知道 我们都知道你不知情 We know you didn't. We know you didn't.
是的 昨天 我们都有一点点过头了 Yeah, we all kinda went a little crazy yesterday.
-可以理解 -嗯 - Understandable. - Yeah.
我都还没有看这些 I haven't even looked at all this yet.
这些当地律师和会计肯定看到了新闻 想来趁机捞一笔 It must just be local lawyers and accountants who saw the news and wanna get a jump on it.
得小心一点 I'd be careful of all of it.
玛塔 你会主动放弃继承权吗 Marta, is it your intention to renounce the inheritance?
这是哈兰的遗愿 This is what Harlan wanted.
是 但是 哈兰让你进退两难 Yeah, but, Harlan put you in a very hard position here.
这对你不公平 It was unfair of him.
你也看到了这些报纸和这些所谓的审查了 You see the kind of press and the scrutiny that this kicks up?
我们知道你母亲的情况 We know... with your mother.
-我母亲 -是的 - My mother? - Yeah.
梅格和你们说了什么 What did Meg tell you?
这和梅格没关系 This isn't about Meg.
梅格说了什么不重要 重点是 我们不想这样对付你 You're missing the point. We don't wanna attack you with this.
玛塔 如果你母亲是非法入境 Marta, if your mother came into the country illegally, criminally,
你一旦要继承这笔遗产 就需要接受一系列的审查 and you come into this inheritance with all the scrutiny that entails,
恐怕你母亲的事就会暴露 我们不想把你逼上绝路 'd be afraid that could come to light. That's what we wanna avoid here.
我们可以保护你免受这些伤害 就算暴露了也不怕 We can protect you from that happening, or if it happens.
所以你是说 就算事情暴露了 So, you're saying that even if it came to light.
你也可以借助家族的人脉 帮我遮掩 With your family's resources you could help me fix it.
是的 当然不会请这些当地的小律师 Yeah, with the right lawyers, you know, not these local guys,
会请纽约 华盛顿的大律师 but New York lawyers, DC lawyers.
他们有足够多的资源摆平这一切 With enough resources put toward it, yes.
不是必须要明摆着说出来 但是 确实如此 Not that that ever even needs to come up. But yes.
好的 很好 Okay. Good.
你答应了 Okay?
因为哈兰把你的资源都给我了 'Cause Harlan gave me all your resources.
所以说我能用我的资源去摆平它 So, that means with my resources I'll be able to fix it.
所以 我想我会找到好律师的 So, I guess I will find the right lawyers.
玛塔 这 Marta, that's...
最好再确认一下 Better be sure if that's
这是不是你想要的 what you want.
我知道你做了什么
我不知道 这是什么 I don't know. What's this?
这是我的药包标签 他们不知怎么得到了我的药包 It's my medical bag tag. They have my medical bag, for some reason.
这只是哈兰的血液毒检报告标题的复印件 Okay, but this is a photocopy of just the header of a blood toxicology report on Harlan.
玛塔 这上面会暴露吗啡过量的事 Marta, this is gonna show the morphine overdose.
所以我完蛋了 So I'm screwed!
你怎么知道这些的 How do you know all this stuff?
我在某个夏天当过哈兰的研究助理 I was Harlan's research assistant for a summer.
但是这算哪门子勒索 But what kind of blackmail scheme is this?
我的意思是真正的证据就在取证实验室啊 I mean the actual evidence is sitting up the street at the crime lab.
这上面没提要求 没说会面地点 There are no demands, there's no meeting place.
给你寄这个干什么 What's the point of sending you this?
诺福克县首席法医
可能是半小时 也可能是一小时 Could be a half hour. Could be an hour.
我们想要确认 We wanna make sure...
-怎么样了 -嘿 - What's the cheese? - Hey.
-谢谢你 -没事儿 - Thank you. - No problem.
早上五点 安防系统全被触发了 5 AM, security systems here were all triggered.
火情发生得太快了 This thing went up really quick.
也就是说血库存储 记录等任何性质的东西都化成灰了 So that means blood stores, records, anything of that nature, it's all gone.
幸好没有人员伤亡 There were no employees here, so thank God for that.
-监控呢 -噢 对 - What about security cameras? - Oh yeah.
说到监控 斯隆比庄园的监控录像 Speaking of security, the surveillance tape at the Thrombey estate
不知为何全都被破坏了 was all scrambled for some reason.
尸检还有什么未定的吗 What's still pending from the autopsy?
只差血液检测报告 Just the report on the blood work.
血检 Blood work?
我去 Holy shit!
这太疯狂了 This is insane!
谁会为了勒索我而烧了整座大楼 I mean who would blow up the whole real building just to blackmail me?
玛塔 这意味着勒索者拥有唯一的纸质副本 Marta this means that the blackmailer has the only paper copy
那个能证明你有罪的证据 of the thing that can prove your guilt.
你没有收到任何消息 电话 邮件 什么都没有吗 You didn't get any other instructions, no phone call, no email, nothing?
我还没有检查邮件 I haven't checked my email.
有一封 There is one.
这个 哥伦布路1209号 早上十点 That's it. 1209 Columbus Road, 10 AM.
你知道这意味着什么 是吧 You know what this means, right?
如果你销毁了这个复印件 你就完全清白了 If you destroy that copy you are totally in the clear.
噢 不 Oh no!
玛塔 你听见我说的话了吗 Marta, did you hear me?
是的 Yeah.
艾略特 快追 快追 Elliott! We gotta go! We gotta go!
好的 小司机 Okay, Baby Driver.
噢天呐 你后悔帮我了吗 Oh God! You regret helping me yet?
我后悔没有带个扩音器 I regret not taking the beamer.
糟糕 Oh shit!
嫌疑人在华盛顿街驾车逃窜 Vehicles in pursuit in Washington Street.
-告诉他们“不用武力” -不用武力 - Make sure you say "No force." - No force.
-我们看到嫌疑犯 -我说过了 我说过了 - We got a possible murder suspect. - I said that, I said that.
开快点 你踩油门了没有 Go! Go! Are you flooring it?
我当然踩了 I am literally flooring it.
-进展真顺利 -我要停车了 - This is going well. - I'm pulling over.
如果你拿不到那份毒检报告就全完了 If you miss your chance to get this tox report it's all over.
我的天 Oh my God!
为什么停下了 Why are we stopping?
你为什么停在路中间 Why are you stopping in the middle of the road?
坐稳 Hold on!
我的天 我现在肾上腺素飙升 感觉就像吞了口蜜蜂 Oh my God. I'm just pure adrenaline right now, I feel like I swallowed bees.
好吧 所以是哪里 地址是哪里 Okay, so, what is it? What's the address?
-哥伦布路1209号 -好的 - 1209 Columbus road. - Okay.
不论他们要什么 我都会答应 I mean, whatever they want, I'll say yes because...
只要能拿回那份报告 You know, just to get that report back.
-拿到报告 然后销毁 -销毁 - Get it back and destroy it. - Destroy it.
天呐 兰森 Holy shit! Ransom.
谢谢你 没有你我真的做不来 Thank you. I couldn't do this without you.
噢 天 Oh my God!
下车 Get out!
这真是史上最烂的追车镜头了 That was the dumbest car chase of all time.
手放下 Put your hands down.
我和瓦内塔奶奶谈过了 I spoke to Wanetta Thrombey, Greatnana.
聚会那晚 她看到有人通过棚架爬到了三楼 The night of the party she saw someone climbing the trellis to the third floor.
德莱斯代尔先生 过来 Mr. Drysdale, come on.
搜他的身 Pat him down, check him out.
怎么回事 What's going on?
她说“兰森回来过” "Ransom came back" she said.
我不知道他回来干什么 但是我们会查出来的 I don't know what he came back to do, but we'll find out.
你有藏尖锐武器吗 You have anything sharp?
-小心头 谢谢 -你不需要说谢谢 - Watch your head. Thank you. - You don't need to thank him.
刚才看见我来了 是不是他让你开车走 Did he ask you to drive when he saw me coming?
是的 Yes.
布兰克 你和我们一起走吗 Blanc, you're coming with us?
我坐玛塔的车 I'll drive with Marta.
我们去警察局 Let's go to the police station.
我希望你把他跟你说的每一件事都告诉我 I wanna full run down on everything he said to you.
然后我会让你知道我们查到哪一步了 And I'll can catch you up on where we're at.
这案子从开始就很奇怪 Strange case from the start.
中间有一个漏洞 A case with a hole in the middle.
就像甜甜圈 A donut?
我在整理我的思路 如果厌烦了你就告诉我 I'm just talking through my process here, let me know if this is boring.
我感觉套索越来越紧 这个家庭真的很绝望 I feel the noose tightening, the family is truly desperate.
绝望的动机 Desperate motives.
到底是谁雇佣我 匪夷所思的犯罪如何实现 还有... Then mystery of who hired me, the impossibility of the crime, and yet...
就像甜甜圈 中间缺一块 只要填满它 就能拨开云雾见青天 A donut! One central piece, and if it reveals itself the fog would lift,
利箭即发 弓弦绷直 the arc would resolve, the slinky become unkinked.
你介意我停靠一会儿吗 Do you mind if I stop for a second?
我要去取个东西 很快 I need to pick something up. It will be very quick.
好的 Sure.
可能需要几分钟 It'll be just a few minutes.
我会看着门 I'll watch the door.
有人吗 Hello?
听着 我不知道你想要什么 Listen, I don't know what you want.
不论你想要什么 都能商量 Whatever it is we can work it out.
但我们此时此刻必须把话讲清楚 But we have to figure it out right here, right now.
我会带着报告离开 And I'm leaving with that report.
哈喽 Hello?
弗兰 Fran?
不 不 不 弗兰 No, no, no! Fran.
你能听见吗 弗兰 如果能听见示意我一下 Can you hear me? Fran, give me a sign if you can hear me.
你 You.
是 是我 玛塔 Yes, it's me, it's Marta.
你叫我来这的 你给我发了邮件 所以我就来了 You called me here, you sent me an email, that's why I'm here.
你注射了什么东西吗 Did you take something?
我现在叫救护车 你会没事的 I'm gonna call an ambulance now and you're going to be okay.
你会没事的 好吗 别睡着 You gonna be fine, okay? Stay with me.
什么 What?
救我 Help me.
-东西藏起来了 - 什么 - Stashed. - What?
你说什么 What are you saying?
你是凶手 You did this!
你逃脱不了的 You won't get away with this!
天啊 住嘴 Jesus! Stop!
911 有什么紧急情况 911, what's your emergency?
♪ 对你的思念永远明媚 ♪ ♪ The thought of you stays bright ♪
♪ 有时我站在楼层中间 ♪ ♪ Sometimes I stand in the middle of the floor ♪
♪ 不向左走 不向... ♪ ♪ Not going left, not going... ♪
上帝啊 Oh lord.
好的 朋友 感谢你的信息 All right my friend, thank you for the update.
不用了 等管家脱离了危险 我立马逮捕她 No need for that, I'll bring her in once we get word that the housekeeper is stable.
现在还很难说 好吧 It's still touch and go. All right.
结束了 人们因为我遭受伤害 This is over. People are getting hurt.
所以 我要告诉你真相 So, I'm gonna tell you the truth.
兰森已经把所有的事情都告诉了艾略特警督 Young Ransom just told Lieutenant Elliott everything.
很好 等一下 我希望他没有袒护我 Good. Wait, I hope he didn't cover for me.
他告诉你我换了药 Did he tell the real truth about me switching the...
是的 Yeah.
-而且隐瞒真相 -是的 - And the disguise... - Yes.
-还有被勒索的事 And the whole blackmailing...
但是为什么弗兰会注射我的吗啡 But why did Fran take my morphine?
很明显 她从房子里偷了我的药包 Obviously, she had swiped a bag from the house,
但是她看起来不像会嗑吗啡 除非那就是她要勒索我的原因 but she didn't seem like a user to me, unless that's why she needed the blackmail money...
我不知道 反正也不重要了 I don't know, it doesn't matter anyway.
我需要亲自告诉斯隆比一家 我觉得我欠他们的 I have to tell the Thrombeys myself, I feel like I owe that to them.
我认为这不是一个好主意 I don't think that's a good idea.
不 我必须这么做 我需要这么做 No, I have to do it! I need to do it!
我把我的电话号码给医生了 有情况他们会通知我 I gave the doctors my number, so they'll call if anything changes with Fran.
好的 All right.
我们会派警方包围斯隆比一家的房子 We'll round up the Thrombeys at the house, along with a police escort.
为了后面的抓捕 For the arrest after.
你可以在路上告诉我整件事的真相 You can tell me your whole story on the drive over.
我不想听到更多谎言了 I don't want any more surprises.
弗兰说复印件被藏起来了 Fran said it was stashed, the copy,
然后她说 “你是凶手 你逃脱不了” and then she said, "you did this, you won't get away with it."
我叫了救护车 就这样 I called the ambulance. That's it.
好的 All right.
你准备好了么 You ready?
好了 她良心发现了吗 Okay, has she come to her senses?
她就站在那儿 理查德 你让她自己说 She's standing right there Richard, she can speak for herself.
家里的全部成员都在这儿么 Is the rest of the family here?
-都在客厅 -我认为这样会更好 - In the living room. - I think it would be better if we were
大家聚在一起 一起解决这个问题 to gather together and get this over with.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
对不起 非常抱歉我把你母亲的事情告诉了他们 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry I told them about your mom.
梅格 没关系 Meg, it's okay.
对不起 我非常害怕 我只是 我并不想告诉他们…… I'm sorry. No, I was scared, I just, I didn't wanna tell them...
我理解你 相信我 I get it. Trust me.
我能理解 没事儿的 I understand. It's all right.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
等这事结束 我要把弗兰的私藏货搜得一干二净 God, I'm so raiding Fran's stash after this.
我还是认为这是个坏主意 但是这家人都聚齐了 I still think this is a bad idea, but the family is assembled.
我知道毒检报告藏在哪儿了 I know where the tox report is.
她给我透漏过藏匿地点 She basically told me where it was.
这就是最关键的证据 Anyway this will tie everything up.
我刚把它交给你 And I just handed it to you.
你不太像一个侦探 不是吗 God, you're not much of a detective, are you?
讲真的 To be fair.
你真是一个糟糕的凶手 You make a pretty lousy murderer.
或者我们注定相遇 Perhaps we deserve each other.
你们一直对我很好 You've always been good to me.
我想说的事情不是小事儿 你们可能会发火 What I'm about to say isn't gonna be easy and you're gonna be upset.
但是我认为在你们经历了最近的事情以后 But I thought after what you've gone through the last few days,
我应该亲口向你们坦白 that you deserved to hear it from me.
我…… I...
抱歉 Excuse me!
你们对她一点都不好 You have not been good to her.
你们为了夺回财产 一点都不善待她 You have all treated her like shit to steal back a fortune
你们失去的财产是她应得的 that you lost and she deserves.
你们就像盛宴上的秃鹰 You're a pack of vultures at the feast.
嗅到了血的味道 Nose all beak's bloody.
然而 你们这次不会得逞的 Well, you're not getting bailed out, not this time.
卡布莱拉女士最后决定不放弃遗产 Ms. Cabrera has decided definitively not to renounce the inheritance.
什么 What?
而且 这将是我给当局的专业建议 Furthermore, it will be my professional recommendation to the local authorities
哈兰·斯隆比的真正死因 that the manner of death in the case of Harlan Thrombey
被裁定为自杀 就此结案 is ruled as suicide, and the case is closed.
-布兰克 -你说什么 - Blanc. - What?
感谢你们能来 再见 Thank you all for coming. Goodbye.
怎么回事 What's going on?
告诉我怎么了 Just tell me what's...
这不是我期望的结果 That's certainly not what I was expecting.
还有别人感到疑惑么 Is anybody else confused?
这根本不是我想听到的 Not what I was expecting to hear at all.
你到底告不告诉我 这到底是怎么一回事 Are you gonna tell me what the hell is going on?
好 Yes.
我只是想坦白一切 好么 I just wanna come clean, okay?
-结束了 -快了 - It's over. - Almost.
布兰克 我们在干什么 Blanc, what are we doing?
很抱歉 瓦格纳警官 I'm sorry. Officer Wagner.
别让这家人进来这个房间 最好能把他们赶到房子外面 Keep the family out of this room, get them out of the house if you can.
和你的警员守着 But stand by with your additional officer.
-把这家人都赶出去 -是的 但不是所有人 - Get the family out? - Yes, but not all of them.
布兰克 Blanc.
-在 -快来快来 - Yes, sir. - Come on. Come on.
这里怎么了 What's with all this drama?
听我的 Indulge me.
布兰克 我告诉了兰森 兰森告诉了你 现在我告诉你 Blanc. I told Ransom, Ransom told you, I'm telling you now -
是我害死了哈兰 千真万确 it is an immovable fact that I killed Harlan.
是你做的 是他做的 是你 就是你 但是 Yes, you did. Yes, he did. Yes, you are, but. But.
我在车里说了这件事有漏洞 I spoke in the car about the hole at the center of this donut.
你和哈兰在那个死亡之夜做的事 乍得一看 And what you and Harlan did that fateful night seems at first glance
完美的弥补了那个漏洞 to fill that hole perfectly.
一个漏洞中的漏洞 A donut hole in a donut's hole.
但我们必须看的再细一点 But we must look a little closer.
我们一细看 就不难发现这是个局中局 洞中洞 And when we do, we see that the donut hole has a hole in its center.
在这条明线背后 还有一条暗线存在 It is not a donut hole, but a smaller donut with its own hole,
而我们这条明线已经没有漏洞了 and our donut is not holed at all!
听着 布兰克 我知道这让你觉得很有趣 Blanc, look, I understand that this is amusing for you.
为什么雇我 为什么有人雇我 Why was I hired? Why would someone hire me?
有人故意引你来调查 以此改变遗嘱 布兰克 Someone fishing for a crime to reverse the will, Blanc.
在遗嘱解封之前我就被雇了 I was hired before the sealed will was read.
那么这个人肯定事先知道遗嘱的内容 So yes, the person must have known the contents of the will.
但进一步说 这个人也知道这次犯罪 But one step further - that same person must have known a crime was committed,
而且 and further,
如果目的是让玛塔无法继承遗产 if the intent was to reverse Marta's inheritance,
那就必须知道是玛塔害死的死者 they must've known that Marta was responsible.
组合种种因素 就是有人知道玛塔做了什么 An intriguing combination of factors. Someone who knew what Marta did,
想要揭穿 但又不能表明他们是怎么知道的 wanted to expose it, but could not reveal how they knew.
是弗兰 她在敲诈我 她知道我做了什么 Fran! She was blackmailing me, she knew what I did.
但是弗兰想要钱 所以她不想让犯罪被揭穿 But Fran wanted money, ergo she did not want the crime exposed.
也许家里有人发现了玛塔的可疑行为 Did someone in the family observe Marta doing something suspicious?
但是他们没有理由不说出来呀 But they would've had no reason not to speak up.
答案没这么简单 The answer is not so simple.
我已经看穿了真相 Now with the entire solution in my field of view.
这场案件其实是一场错误的悲剧 The arc of this case is a tragedy of errors.
玛塔 你听了可能会很难过 And Marta, it will not be easy for you to hear.
但这幕后至少还有一个真凶 But there is at least one truly guilty party behind it all,
一个充满恶意的罪犯 guilty in the true sense of acting with malice,
犯下一场自私自利的弥天大罪 committing a heinous crime with selfish intent.
瓦格纳警官 Trooper Wagner.
真凶是瓦格纳警官 Trooper Wagner?
不是 No.
玛塔 我很抱歉 我把一切都说了 我以为都结束了 很抱歉 Marta, I'm so sorry. I told them everything, I figured it was up. I'm sorry.
没事儿的 兰森 很高兴你说了 It's all right, Ransom, I'm glad you did.
并不是每一件事情都说了 Not exactly everything though.
是关于奶奶告诉你的事吗 Is this about what Greatnana told you?
她那晚看到的是我 把我错认成兰森了 She saw me that night, she mistook me for Ransom.
我们会讲到那儿的 同时 We'll get to that. In the meanwhile,
休·兰森·德赖斯代尔先生 Mr. Hugh Ransom Drysdale,
你可以告诉我们 你为什么要雇我 you might tell us all why you hired me?
我为什么雇你 Why I hired you?
没错 我们回到聚会的那天晚上 You're right, let's back up. To the night of the party.
你和哈兰有争论 Your argument with Harlan.
那个在浴室自慰的孩子偷听到的内容是什么来着 What were the overheard words by the Nazi child, masturbating in the bathroom?
"我的遗嘱"和"我警告你" "my will" and "I'm warning you."
你和哈兰扮演着一出戏 你们将一份爱扭曲成一把刀 You and Harlan were "drama mamas," you shared a love of twisting the knife into one another.
我不信他会半途而废 我不信 You see, I don't believe he would've slipped it in halfway - no, no, no.
我认为哈兰告诉了你一切 I submit Harlan told you everything.
你在开玩笑 You can't be serious!
我的财产和作品分毫不会留给他们 包括你 Not a red dime or word of my work to a single one of them, you included.
玛塔 兰森说他和哈兰最后的谈话内容是什么 Marta, remind me what Ransom said his conversation with Harlan ended with.
哈兰告诉他我下棋可以赢过他 Harlan told him that I could beat him at GO.
然后我就问自己 玛塔 And I asked myself - Marta?
话题怎么一下子从遗嘱转到了玛塔身上 How would the topic of the will have steered around to Marta?
答案很明显 There is one obvious explanation.
你不可能那么疯狂 你不会把你的财产抛弃的 You can't be that crazy, you're not just gonna throw away your fortune.
不 我准备送给玛塔 所有的财产 No. I'm giving it to Marta. All of it.
给你的护工 你是疯了么 Your Brazilian nurse? Are you goddamn insane?
这是我人生中第一次这么明智 而且 我已经这么做了 I am sane for the first time in my life and I've done it.
我已经更改了我的遗嘱 事已敲定 I've made the change to my will, it's done.
我警告你 I'm warning you!
这不过是一些猜想 That's some heavy duty conjecture.
那当然 Granted.
但那是唯一可以使接下来发生的事说的通的 But it is the only way of what comes next makes sense.
所以 你夺门而出 你在夜晚开车出去了 So, you storm out, you drive off into the night.
你后来告诉玛塔 什么来着 有一种强烈的感觉 You tell Marta later of, what was it? Feeling an overwhelming sense of...
清晰的思维 他需要从这儿离开冷静头脑 重新思考 Clarity. That he has to make do for himself from here on out.
就是如此 Exactly!
玛塔 遗嘱 哈兰 为了你自己去做 Marta. The will. Harlan. Do for yourself.
"你逃脱不了的" "You won't get away with this."
于是你心生一计 And a plan forms.
你返回来 小心地避开大门的监控范围 You return, careful to avoid the gate's security camera range.
然后走向房子 Then on foot up towards the house.
你溜进来 从花架爬进屋 这样就不会被其他人发现 You sneak in, up the trellis so as not to be seen by the rest of the family,
他们当时还在楼下聚会 who are still having their party downstairs.
你要做的还是会花一些时间的 What you need to do will take moments.
重点是你还不能被任何人发现 But it is essential that you are alone and undetected.
你知道哈兰用的什么药 You knew what medications Harlan took.
你知道玛塔那天晚上会给他注射什么药 You knew what Marta would be injecting him with that night.
而且你知道如果玛塔是害死他的人 就算是无意杀害 And you knew if Marta was responsible for his death, even unintentionally,
根据杀手条例 这份更改的遗嘱也会失效 而你能拿回你的那份遗产 the slayer rule would nullify the changed will, and you would get your share back.
你用工具包里的注射器调换了两种药 You use the syringes in the kit to switch the liquids in the two medication vials.
然后 作为最后的预防 And, as a final precaution,
你拿走了救命用的的纳洛酮 you took the Naloxone, the life saving antidote.
不 这不可能 No, no. That's impossible.
事实就是如此 It is the truth.
把装吗啡的药瓶给我 我展示给你看 Hand me that vial of morphine, I'll show you.
如果他真的把药调换了 那我当时弄混药的时候 If he did that, if the meds were switched, then when I got them mixed up...
其实又不小心把药换回来了 I accidentally switched them back.
那我给哈兰注射的是…… I gave Harlan...
注射的是对的药 The correct doses.
是的 Yes.
但你不是不小心拿错的 But not accidentally.
我在这两个药瓶上贴了标签 I taped over the labels of these two vials.
这些药瓶长得都一模一样 The vials themselves are identical.
你怎么知道这瓶装的是吗啡 How'd you know that this was the morphine?
我就是知道 I just knew.
你知道是因为你能分辨出它们极其细微的差别 You knew because there is the slightest, almost imperceptible difference
这两瓶药的酊剂和粘度不同 of tincture and viscosity between the two liquids.
你知道是因为你早已熟能生巧 You knew because you'd done it a hundred times.
你把药用对了是因为你是个好护士 You gave him the correct medication because you are a good nurse.
那么哈兰当时…… Then Harlan was...
很抱歉 玛塔 但没错 I'm sorry Marta, but yes.
哈兰当时其实没事 Harlan was perfectly fine.
他的血液很正常 His blood was normal.
他真正的死因就是自杀 你其实什么都没做错 The cause of death was truly, solely suicide, and you are guilty of nothing
你不过是踩断了架子 还对我们隐瞒了一些事实 but some damage to the trellis and a few amateur theatrics.
实际上 如果哈兰当时听你的叫救护车 In fact, if Harlan had listened to you and called the ambulance,
那他现在仍会活着 he would be alive today.
真该死 Hot damn.
情况很反转 A twisted web.
但事情的真相还不止这些 And we are not finished untangling it. Not yet.
玛塔 当奶奶看到你爬下屋外的架子时 她说了句 Marta, when Greatnana spotted you climbing down the trellis she said,
兰森 你又回来了吗 Ransom? Are you back again already?
她用了一个 又 字 因为在那之前 "Are you back again already?" 'Cause earlier that night
兰森 你回来了 Ransom, you're back!
你信吗 玛塔 Come on, Marta.
这话简直荒谬至极 你们连证据都没有 This is stoopid with two o's. You don't have a shred of evidence,
完全是在编故事 You're just spinning a fairy tale.
我们确实没有证据 Not a shred, no.
就好像我们也无法证明玛塔弄错了药 Just as we have no real proof of Marta's mixing up the vials.
-你也只是一面之词 -她已经坦白认罪了 - so it's your word against. - You have her confession!
是啊 没错 她确实坦白了 All right, yeah. Yeah, we do have that.
如蒙你的同意 我就再多说一点 With your permission, I'd like to spin a little further.
那晚深夜你不得不返回屋子 Much later that night you'd have to come back to the house
去取回调换的药瓶罪证 to retrieve the incriminating tampered vials.
可是被狗拦住了 However, this time the dogs were outside.
犬吠声吵醒了梅格 They barked waking Meg.
不过没关系 你可以第二天再去拿 No matter. You'll get the vials tomorrow.
但第二天新闻报道的死因并不是护士用错药 But tomorrow brings news, not of a medical error and guilty nurse,
而是刎颈自杀 but of a slit throat and suicide.
于是你就写下这份匿名信雇我来调查此事： Now the circumstances are perfect for the anonymous hiring of a me:
你知道卡布莱拉小姐犯下的罪行 you know a crime has been committed by Ms. Cabrera,
你不能透漏你是如何得知的 但你希望她被绳之以法 you need her to be caught for it, you cannot reveal how you know.
给侦探布兰克 Enter Benoit Blanc.
布兰克 我听懂你说的了 不过…… Benny, look I hear what you are saying, it's just...
尸体是在次日早晨被发现的 The body is discovered early the next morning.
警察 法医和亲属全都蜂拥而至 The police, the medical examiners, the family, everyone swarms in,
你想从玛塔的药包里拿回罪证根本无从下手 and there is no possible way you can get to Marta's medical bag to retrieve the vials.
你只能耐心等着 你知道等调查一结束 You must wait for your moment when the investigation is over
屋子里就会空无一人 and you know the house will be empty.
所以你才没去参加葬礼 That is why you missed the funeral.
你可以神不知鬼不觉的溜进哈兰的书房 There is no one home to wonder why you're going into Harlan's study.
你以为无人知晓 Or so you think.
却被可怜的弗兰目睹了你在调换哈兰的药物 Poor Fran. She witnessed you tampering with Harlan's medication in the medical bag.
她当时并不知道你在干嘛 She did not know what you were doing.
但她知道你居心不良 所以心里开始打小算盘 But she knew you were up to no good, so her mind begins to turn.
天啊 她跟我提过一部由丹妮卡·麦凯主演的贺曼电影 Oh God, that Hallmark movie she told me about, with Danica McKellar.
《意外致死》 "Deadly By Surprise."
原来她当时说的是这件事 That's what she was talking about.
她很爱哈兰 所以很痛恨兰森 She loved Harlan. She hates Ransom.
于是她打算凭一己之力验明真相 让你这混蛋付出代价 So the poor girl decides to test her theory and make this asshole pay.
她拿到了一份毒理报告 老实说我不知道她是如何办到的 She gets a copy of the toxicology report, I will be honest I have no idea how.
她有一个表妹帮她 'Cause she has a cousin.
她跟我说过 她有个表妹在医学检验办公室做接待 She told me, she has a cousin who works as a receptionist at the examiners office.
原来如此 Well, Voilà!
她根本看不懂上面的数据 The numbers, they mean nothing to her,
但只要兰森是凶手 对他来说就是一个威胁 but if Ransom is guilty, its existence is a threat,
所以她复印了标题 当做她的勒索信 so she photocopies the header and makes her blackmail note.
那她为什么要寄给我 So, why did she send it to me?
她没寄给你 寄给的兰森 She didn't. She sent it to Ransom.
当他看到这封信时 会作何反应呢 And when Mr. Drysdale gets it, what is his reaction?
肯定很高兴 他以为玛塔给哈兰用错了药 Elation! He still thinks Marta has given Harlan the tampered drugs!
血液毒检报告能定下她的罪 A blood tox report will prove her guilt.
这份毒检报告的出现 让他可以洋洋得意地宣读遗嘱 He goes to the will reading in high spirits, ready to see the family tear itself apart,
看着这个家庭支离破碎 心安理得的过日子 secure in the knowledge it will all be undone when the tox report comes to light.
可好景不长 And then...
玛塔向你坦白了 Marta's confession.
一切都事与愿违 And everything turns on its head.
你知道玛塔并没有犯罪 Now he realizes that Marta has committed no crime,
毒检报告反而能证其清白 and the tox report will prove her innocence.
更改的遗嘱依旧生效 他失算了 The changed will is gonna stand. He has lost.
除非 Unless...
除非你落入圈套 Unless you decide.
你不会放弃这笔钱 You're not gonna give up the money.
-你好不容易走到这一步 -你好不容易走到这一步 - You've come this far! - You've come this far!
那就再多走一步 Just one step further.
一步是走 两步也是走 干脆走下去 Just one last act, in for a penny, in for a pound.
于是你落入了圈套 You decide. You are in.
第一步：先毁掉所有能证明玛塔清白的证据 Step one: destroy all evidence of Marta's innocence.
第二步：给她发匿名邮件 约她第二天早上晚点见面 Step two: send her the anonymous email with a late morning rendezvous time,
然后把勒索信给她 and deliver her the blackmail note.
第三步：去赴弗兰之约 Step three: keep your appointment with Fran.
我就知道 我就知道你不是什么好东西 I knew it! I knew you were a no good son of a bitch!
我就知道哈兰不会平白无故自杀的 I knew Harlan wouldn't just kill himself.
是的 你没说错 Yes, Fran, you are right.
我就知道你是凶手 你会为此付出代价 I knew you were guilty as shit. And now you're gonna pay for it!
别靠近我 Don't you come near me!
我警告你 别靠近我 Don't come near me, I'm warning you!
局已布好 玛塔会看到勒索信 Now the board is set. Marta will get the blackmail note.
你会让她拿到剩下的内容 You'll put the pieces together for her.
你会引导她前来赴约 You'll guide her to the rendezvous.
然后打匿名电话报警 You'll make an anonymous call to the police.
警察会在这里逮捕她 并发现尸体和焚烧的证据 They will catch her there with the body and the burned evidence.
玛塔则因杀害弗兰和哈兰而锒铛入狱 Marta will get arrested for killing Fran and Harlan.
她当时说 She said:
你是凶手 You did this!
她说的不是"你是凶手" 她说的不是我 说的是 She didn't say "you did this," she wasn't talking about me, she said,
休是凶手 Hugh did this.
休是凶手 因为你让佣人都叫你休 Hugh did this, 'cause you made the help call you Hugh.
你就是个混蛋 'Cause you're an asshole.
这计划行不通 It would have worked.
如果我们没抓你去警局做例行盘问 那你就无法打匿名举报电话了 If we hadn't have brought you in for questioning, so you could not make your anonymous call.
如果弗兰没有多藏一份毒检报告的复印件 And if Fran had not stashed a safety copy of the tox report.
如果玛塔再一次中了你的诡计 And if Marta had not outplayed you once again,
抛弃善良 by having a kind heart.
不救弗兰的命 By saving Fran's life,
她就不能继承遗产 只能面对牢狱之灾 though it meant her losing the inheritance and going to jail.
但她没按你想的来 她救下了弗兰 She didn't play your game, she saved Fran's life.
弗兰没死吗 Fran's alive?
是的 Oh yes.
看来这个弗兰就是证实这个故事的关键证人啊 Fran, who will confirm this fairy story or something close to it.
也是送你进监狱的人 休 And send you, Hugh, to jail.
你好 Yes.
医生 这真是好消息 我们马上过来 谢谢你 Doctor, that's great news. We'll be there soon. Thank you.
弗兰没事 她可以说出真相了 She's okay. She's ready to talk.
瓦格纳警官 你把兰森拘留了 Trooper Wagner, if you could keep Mr. Drysdale in custody
我和艾略特 还有玛塔 while Lieutenant Elliott, Ms. Cabrera and myself
我们先去医院给弗兰录口供 we go to the hospital and take Fran's statement.
站起来 走吧 All right. Up. Come on.
我有话要跟你说 I'm gonna say this just to you.
不面对相机和法庭 我只对你说 因为这些都是事实 No cameras, no courtroom, just to you because you know it's the truth.
我们让你进我们家 We allowed you into our home.
请你照顾我们的祖父 待你亲如一家 We let you watch our granddad, we welcomed you into our family.
你觉得你能把家从我们身边夺走吗 And now you think you can steal it from us?
你觉得我会坐以待毙 不顾家庭安危 放弃继承权 You think I'm not gonna fight to protect my home, our birthright,
不要这祖祖辈辈留下的基业吗 our ancestral family home?
胡说八道 That is hooey!
这房子明明是哈兰在八十年代从一个巴基斯坦的房地产富豪手中买下来的 Harlan, he bought this place in the 80s from a Pakistani real estate billionaire.
你给我闭嘴 闭嘴 Oh, shut up Blanc! Shut up!
闭上你那张臭猪嘴 Shut up with that Kentucky fried fog horn rag-horn drawl.
是 我是杀害了弗兰 但她并没有死 你能告我什么罪 Yeah, I killed Fran, but I guess I didn't. So what do you have on me?
什么都告不了 难道告我谋杀未遂 Nothing. What? Attempted murder?
告我纵火和一堆杂七杂八的小罪 我有一个好律师 I get arson for the building, and a few other charges, with a good lawyer,
很快我就能出来 which I have, I'll be out in no time.
然后我会毫不留情地毁掉你的生活 你个臭婊子 And then you'll see just how much hell I can wreak on your life, you vicious little bitch.
他妈的 What the shit!?
-这是她撒谎的反应 -我们知道 - That means she's lying! - Yeah, man, we know.
没错 弗兰已经死了 That's right, Fran's dead.
你刚也承认了你谋杀了她 And you just confessed to her murder.
好吧 Well...
那就再拉个垫背的 In for a penny...
该死 Shit!
他出轨了 我有证据 我知道你不用看也相信我 不要委屈自己 -父亲笔 ... He's cheating on you, I have proof I know you don't need to see. Untether yourself - Dad.
琳达 Linda?
我们得马上给律师打电话 We gotta get the attorneys on the phone. Right now!
能问你个事吗 你什么时候发现我跟哈兰的死有关的 Can I ask? When did you know I had something to do with Harlan's death?
你第一次站在我面前时就知道了 From the first moment you set foot in front of me.
我去 Oh shit!
有些事很重要 我希望你记住 I want you to remember something that's very important:
你能赢不是因为哈兰安排的好 而是你自己很出色 you won not by playing the game Harlan's way, but yours.
你是个好人 You're a good person.
这个家庭 This family.
我应该帮他们一把 对吗 I should help them, right?
我有我的看法 I have my own opinion.
但我相信你会遵循你自己的心 But I have a feeling you'll follow your heart.